Mayor Pete Buttigieg (Parody)

If you're thinking my head is too large for my body, you'll have to take it up with my creator. Best friends with @mike_pence. Obvious parody account.

[Mayor Pete Buttigieg (Parody) @MayorButtigieg]

damn shit got real in Denver yesterday #copolitics

[Mayor Pete Buttigieg (Parody) @MayorButtigieg]

WHY IS NOBODY PROTESTING MY CITY I WANT TO BE ON TELEVISION AGAIN

[Mayor Pete Buttigieg (Parody) @MayorButtigieg]

Yup, right after myself and about twelve spots higher than the city I'm mayor of.

[Mayor Pete Buttigieg (Parody) @MayorButtigieg]

@deeb_david Hey David -

Sorry, not taking any more talking point suggestions at the current moment.

Cheers,

Mayor Pete

[Mayor Pete Buttigieg (Parody) @MayorButtigieg]

I endorse this message

[Matthijs @Matthijstijd]

Christian Bale als Pete Buttigieg in... American Psycho (2022).

[Mayor Pete Buttigieg (Parody) @MayorButtigieg]

@seanhannity NO - WINNER IS VERY CLEAR SEAN CALAMITY - IT'S ME.

[Mayor Pete Buttigieg (Parody) @MayorButtigieg]

@MZHemingway I like being on top. 😉

[Mayor Pete Buttigieg (Parody) @MayorButtigieg]

@GravelInstitute My ass is whiter than the Klan. Fight me.

[Mayor Pete Buttigieg (Parody) @MayorButtigieg]

Stop calling me, Representative. You can't be my veep.

[Rep Tim Seip @RepTimSeip]

thanks @MayorButtigieg for bringing the discussion forward on better pay for child care workers, they have an incredibly important job with an incredible responsibility, and should be paid in a commensurate fashion

[Mayor Pete Buttigieg (Parody) @MayorButtigieg]

Sodom and Gofuckyourself.

[John Dunn @JohnDun07507314]

@MayorButtigieg there's no way that this country is going to elect a fake Christian homosexual sodomite to the White House. Ever.

[Mayor Pete Buttigieg (Parody) @MayorButtigieg]

Declined. Sorry, @MittRomney. That magical underwear is a bit burdensome. #FreeballinForDays

[Mark Love @LoveLov72410338]

@WashTimes Romney wants to have sex with @MayorButtigieg

[Mayor Pete Buttigieg (Parody) @MayorButtigieg]

I'm totally cool with renaming Secretary of Defense, but for inclusivity, and with respect for those who are intersectional, crosstabbed, crossdressed, cropdusted, etc, etc, I believe it should be called "Defenseperson" or just "Defenser" for those that don't identify as human.

[Mayor Pete Buttigieg (Parody) @MayorButtigieg]

@DogooderT k bro

[Mayor Pete Buttigieg (Parody) @MayorButtigieg]

JOE BIDEN DIED LIKE 8 MONTHS AGO WHY ARE YOU ALL STILL TALKING ABOUT HIM
https://t.co/wD6yf61OZ4

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I stood before the nation 11 years ago tonight in Denver and accepted the Democratic Party’s nomination for vice president. I’m still humbled by the immense trust and faith you placed in President Obama and me.

It’s an evening I’ll never forget.

[Mayor Pete Buttigieg (Parody) @MayorButtigieg]

Clearly - this was a mistake.

ISPs should only be working their hardest to ensure that ALL Americans have access to the internet.

Except @ewarren - she doesn't need to be doing any more "am i indian?" Googling.
https://t.co/MyonsF5N04

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Big internet service providers have excluded millions of families from fast, reliable internet access in order to maximize their profits. I've got a plan to fix that. https://t.co/5jHWw7kR5G

[Mayor Pete Buttigieg (Parody) @MayorButtigieg]

Quite confident that @CoryBooker's face is the exact definition of sexual violence.

🅹🆄🆂🆃 🆂🅰🆈🅸🅽🅶

https://t.co/rTKEzr1W0M

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

Like Cecile said, keeping students safe has to be a national priority. It's incumbent on all of us to do our part to end sexual violence. https://t.co/dWM7fxoOyO

[Mayor Pete Buttigieg (Parody) @MayorButtigieg]

The Turd-in-Chief has decided to tweet about bed bugs because we clearly have 𝙣𝙤 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙪𝙚𝙨 to address in our nation.

Also, @realDonaldTrump, Doral totally has bedbugs. My ass is like braille, bro.
https://t.co/nnOoT103Cd

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

A made up Radical Left Story about Doral bedbugs, but Bret Stephens is loaded up with them! Been calling me wrong for years, along with the few remaining Never Trumpers - All Losers!

[Mayor Pete Buttigieg (Parody) @MayorButtigieg]

@GrandmasforPete @K_JeanPierre @PeteButtigieg nobody knows me like you - cookies and milk soon?

[Mayor Pete Buttigieg (Parody) @MayorButtigieg]

@JessOConnell thanks bruh let's talk about something sometime soon cheers #intersectionality

[Mayor Pete Buttigieg (Parody) @MayorButtigieg]

tbh you should attribute this to George Costanza from Seingeld b/c its probs where I got it

[♍️ Paula 🐝🥂🇺🇦 @paularadell]

" I am not skilled enough or energetic enough to craft a persona. I just have to be who I am and hope people like it." - Pete.Buttigieg #PeteForAmerica2020 #ChangeTheChannel