Shaun Collier

PARODY Account of the Mayor of the Town of Ajax in Ontario Canada

[Shaun Collier @MayorCollier]

Can't wait for this exciting organization to come to our beautiful @TownOfAjax

[CBC Marketplace @cbcmarketplace]

An Amazon warehouse that was ordered to shut down last week due to a major COVID-19 outbreak is also being investigated for potential labour violations. https://t.co/fLE6buLJfk

[Shaun Collier @MayorCollier]

@TheTorontoSun @Brazzers you gotta get in on dis!

[Shaun Collier @MayorCollier]

Ewwwwwww

[Toronto Sun @TheTorontoSun]

Pickering's deputy mayor tests positive for COVID-19 https://t.co/vEn3dGk5dG Via @SueAnnLevy

[Shaun Collier @MayorCollier]

I'd let her paw at me any day.

[Toronto Sun @TheTorontoSun]

SEX FILES: Catching up with the cougar https://t.co/Hpa3pEtUKO

[Shaun Collier @MayorCollier]

I thought the story was gonna be about his eyebrows. That's even worse than the gun law!

[Toronto Sun @TheTorontoSun]

TRUDEAU’S GUN BAN: Full of ‘lies and stories’ that won’t make us any safer https://t.co/ALOzpJmQM4

[Shaun Collier @MayorCollier]

I love nurses...

[Mark Holland @markhollandCA]

Today is the first day of #NationalNursingWeek, where we recognize these health care heroes fighting on the frontline to keep us healthy and safe during #COVID19. Thank you for everything you do for us!

[Shaun Collier @MayorCollier]

I say @elonmusk should build a factory in the beautiful Town of #Ajax. It's a lovely place. Worse case take over the GM plant in smelly old @oshawacity

[National Post @nationalpost]

Elon Musk says Tesla will defy California county and reopen car plant https://t.co/tDWMYediK0

[Shaun Collier @MayorCollier]

Worst #SunshineGirl ever.

[Toronto Sun @TheTorontoSun]

Justice of the peace in hot water over opinion column https://t.co/aXT2nEqjcX

[Shaun Collier @MayorCollier]

#FakeNews There's nothing wrong with having people over. I went to an swingers party last week and so far so good.

[CBC Toronto @CBCToronto]

Ontario's chief medical officer of health meanwhile is telling people to "hold down the fort for now," and limit physical contact to your own household. https://t.co/EVqc0zzZth

[Shaun Collier @MayorCollier]

Thanks! Nice to be included with the great @realDonaldTrump. When I laid off all our part time staff yesterday I thought "What would Trump do?" #CoronaVirus #COVIDー19 @joe_warmington

[𝘊𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘦 𝘔𝘤𝘓𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘊𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘺 @christiebabble]

Props for Mayor Collier

[Shaun Collier @MayorCollier]

What'cha gonna do.

[Toronto Sun @TheTorontoSun]

'NOT A PRIORITY': Whitby family stranded in Ecuador during COVID-19 say they are getting no help from feds https://t.co/LPkA2zLY2f

[Shaun Collier @MayorCollier]

I love him on #CarpoolKaraoke

[Peel Regional Police @PeelPolice]

Feeling a little nervous? That's okay, so is @prpvillz. Watch the video to see why and to see how we continue to be here for you. #SocialDistancing #PRP #PeelPolice #PeelRegionalPolice

[Shaun Collier @MayorCollier]

He knew when to Fold'em.

[Toronto Sun @TheTorontoSun]

Country music legend Kenny Rogers dies at 81 https://t.co/CpfwfH1fBO

[Shaun Collier @MayorCollier]

Bad News!! All Spring Programs for #Ajax have been canceled!. Worse news... we've laid off 85% of our customer service team so no one is there to answer your questions. Oh well! #coronavirus

[Shaun Collier @MayorCollier]

Great News! We are excited to announce we are going to be saving tax payers of #Ajax tens of thousands of dollars! As of yesterday we've laid off all our part time staff. Even though they needed us we said NO! Fend for yourselves. #GoodNews #coronavirus

[Toronto Sun @TheTorontoSun]

'I FEEL YOUR STARES': Billie Eilish sheds oversized clothes for tour video https://t.co/lkTyI6Qww2

[Shaun Collier @MayorCollier]

@christmasali @natatlast @liberal_party @fordnation @TorontosMayor @TOPublicHealth @RegionofDurham Alcohol. Lots of alcohol.

[Shaun Collier @MayorCollier]

No worries about #CoronavirusPandemic from our team!

[Town of Ajax @TownOfAjax]

All the pieces are coming together🧩

[Shaun Collier @MayorCollier]

Or.. you could just watch it on @PrimeVideoCA from the comfort of your living room.

[Town of Ajax @TownOfAjax]

TIFF Ajax 2nd Reel presents “The Farewell” on March 20 at 8 p.m. Billi’s family returns to China to say goodbye to their beloved matriarch – the only person that doesn’t know she only has a few weeks to live. For tickets visit https://t.co/w1RPDYkbtf

[Shaun Collier @MayorCollier]

Still would..

[Toronto Sun @TheTorontoSun]

Shania Twain embraces acting and getting older: ‘Aging comes down to attitude’ https://t.co/J79EWEKTXD