ELVISnotPRESLEY

Une legendè en devenir.
Writer @fictionLimbo on Instagram/@Fiction_limbo on Twitter

[ELVISnotPRESLEY @MayorElvizz]

I Remember the first time Mum droppd me at Uniben. When she saw the girls she turned to me and said...'Son, pls be Prayerful' #LifeInUniben

[DON “Tobechukwu” Ade 👑 @Row_Haastrup]

What did I just watch 😂

[NORTHERN SCUM🐊 @Unserious_Exrha]

Last season, Mason Greenwood scored 26 goals for Marseille. That’s 4 more than Messi’s Ligue 1 career goals.

[Jhay_ @Jhay__01]

Ronaldo raising his hand after he scored to tell the referee that he was offside 😂😂😂😂😂

[osama ✯ @realestos]

.@davido

[Nick Bateman @nickbateman33]

The odds of capturing this on video were probably 1 in 850 quindecillion

There has never been a quadruple meg before in human history and there will never be another

[ELVISnotPRESLEY @MayorElvizz]

@Esecarez Ese I go remove ya teeth o 🫩🫩

[ELVISnotPRESLEY @MayorElvizz]

@thmsnxn Bro for 3days now @AirtelNigeria ODU has been after my sanity!!!!!

[sheyi theCreator @Realsheyii]

Nigerian internet providers have taught me patience I never asked to learn.🥲
I would love to meet the CEO of Airtel I have a special gift for him/her 😡

[papi_chulo @AdebayoOdugbemi]

@AirtelNigeria @lydiacreatesng You guys is just a scam with the 50mbps sh**. Your next work will be bad by evening but when it clock 12 am then it will start working. Same routine everyday and that means your mini zing us from using unlimited data as you called it.

[ELVISnotPRESLEY @MayorElvizz]

@AirtelNigeria it’s been three whole days and the Airtel ODU i bought barely two weeks ago to use to Odili Road, Portharcourt has not been working. What is happening?

[Katsina United @katsinaunited]

Pooja Media clearly needs new glasses.

Too much time behind the camera has made him colour-blind, we wore yellow, Rangers wore white. Yellow is yellow, and white is white, please

[HOT LEGS BIBI🙄 @ButterBibi]

“You see that part where Blaqbonez said after the AiG settled their differences, he stood up and started shouting, we’ve won! We’ve won”

It is true like madddddddd😭

[Pamela @PamelaNjoku2]

WTF is this??😂😂😂

[Newton @Biggnewton]

You’re right, bro. Just look at Cristiano Ronaldo stealing Enzo Fernández’s goal in Copa América

He stole the goal and still celebrated like nothing happened. Ronaldo is so shameless 😭

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

I never see anybody do Okocha celebration before 😂

[Katsina United @katsinaunited]

You expect us to enter the jungle, find a lion, dress him in our kit, sit him down and ask him to pose? Then find an antelope, kit it in Rangers colours and tell both animals to freeze for a photoshoot?

You people have wild imagination. What do you think AI is for?

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

FC Sabah have won the Champions League title 15 times less than Real Madrid, 6 times less than Liverpool, 3 times less than Manchester United but astonishingly they have won the same amount of times as Arsenal Football Club.

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

You either cum too fast or you last long enough to become the villain

[ELVISnotPRESLEY @MayorElvizz]

For person wey no fit spell ‘Appalling’? Omo this guy is retarded!

[INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️ @Odumodublvck_]

ITS ODUMODUBLVCK SIR. YOU CANNOT EVEN SPELL MY NAME RIGHT AND YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME

I AM SO SORRY BUT YOU ARE A TERRIBLE JOURNALIST SIR.

I WILL GO AND TELL SOMEONE ELSE MY BOSSMAN. 🙏🏿❤️