Mister Mayor Narciso Evermore

The BESTEST Mayor of all of Town!

VOTE! Mayor Narciso G. Evermore, For your Safety!

(Parody, Unofficial)

[Mister Mayor Narciso Evermore @MayorNEvermore]

𝚈𝚘𝚘𝚘𝚞𝚞𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚛𝚛 𝙵𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝙹𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐!

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢! "𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙴𝚂𝚃!"
#parodytwt #spookymonth

[Mister Mayor Narciso Evermore @MayorNEvermore]

𝙵𝙸𝙽𝙴. 𝚃𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚔𝚒𝚍, 𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝...

𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝙰𝙽𝚈𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙴𝙻𝚂𝙴, 𝙾𝙽𝙻𝚈 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙺𝙸𝙳, 𝙶𝙾𝚃 𝙸𝚃?!

[aspen moor @woodwitch66]

GIVE ME MORE AUTISTIC KIDS I NEED TO KNOW WHAT MINECRAFT IS

[Mister Mayor Narciso Evermore @MayorNEvermore]

𝙶𝙸𝚅𝙴 𝙸𝚃 𝙱𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙺𝙺𝙺𝙺𝙺𝙺!!!!!

𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃'𝚂 𝙼𝚈 𝚂𝙴𝙲𝙾𝙽𝙳 𝙻𝙸𝙼𝙾𝙾𝙾𝙾!!!!!!

[aspen moor @woodwitch66]

Lol just stole the major’s limo

[Mister Mayor Narciso Evermore @MayorNEvermore]

@Ignaciosfire 𝙻𝚎𝚝'𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍; "𝙲𝚞𝚕𝚝", 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑. 𝚆𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚞𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚞𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚍, 𝚗𝚘?

[Mister Mayor Narciso Evermore @MayorNEvermore]

𝙾𝚑𝚑𝚑, 𝙼𝚛. 𝙸𝚐𝚗𝚊𝚌𝚒𝚘! 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜!

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚐𝚞𝚗! 𝙰𝚜 𝚠𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘, 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎...

[Mister Mayor Narciso Evermore @MayorNEvermore]

𝙻𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎, 𝙳𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗. 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕.

𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚕, 𝙱𝚄𝚃.

𝚒𝚗 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎, 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚢... "𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜", 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚝, 𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕.

[𝑀𝑂𝐿𝑂𝐶𝐻 @ETERNALWARMTH66]

I'll humor you, go on.

[Mister Mayor Narciso Evermore @MayorNEvermore]

𝙷-𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚢, 𝚆𝙰𝙸𝚃!

𝙻𝚎𝚝'𝚜... 𝚗𝚎𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎, 𝚊 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕!

𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝙳𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗, 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝? 𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚞𝚐..?-

[𝑀𝑂𝐿𝑂𝐶𝐻 @ETERNALWARMTH66]

Your covering is slipping, how long until the town figures out.

[Mister Mayor Narciso Evermore @MayorNEvermore]

𝙷𝚛𝚔?!- 𝚠𝚑...-?!

𝙷-𝚑𝚘𝚠'𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠..?

𝙰-𝚊-𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚕𝚕 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝!!!- 𝙷𝚎-𝚑𝚎𝚑... 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚝!?

[𝑀𝑂𝐿𝑂𝐶𝐻 @ETERNALWARMTH66]

The cult ties say otherwise.

[Mister Mayor Narciso Evermore @MayorNEvermore]

...

𝚆𝚊𝚒𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚝..?-

[- 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚒 𝙰. - @_WitchKisser]

I believe its quite hard to sue a plant.

[Mister Mayor Narciso Evermore @MayorNEvermore]

𝙻𝚒𝚎𝚜... 𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚜... 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙻𝙻𝙸𝙸𝙴𝙴𝙴𝚂𝚂𝚂𝚂𝚂!!!

𝚄𝚑... 𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚖𝚢 𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙴𝚗𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚎𝚜! 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸... 𝚊𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚝, 𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚝, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙱𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝙼𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛.

[𝑀𝑂𝐿𝑂𝐶𝐻 @ETERNALWARMTH66]

You are not innocent either mayor, I know what you've done.

[Mister Mayor Narciso Evermore @MayorNEvermore]

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝙸 𝙲𝙰𝙽'𝚃 𝚜𝚞𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞?! 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝙿𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙸𝙳𝙴𝙽𝚃?

𝙿𝚞𝚑-𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎! 𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚢 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚎!!!

[- 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚒 𝙰. - @_WitchKisser]

I'm not sure you can sue me.. Sir.

[Mister Mayor Narciso Evermore @MayorNEvermore]

𝙷𝚖𝚖... 𝙰𝚑, 𝚢𝚎𝚜, 𝚢𝚎𝚜!

𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝... 𝙱𝚘𝚋 𝚅𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚎𝚋 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠! 𝙾𝚏𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚊 𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙷𝙸𝙼.

[𝑀𝑂𝐿𝑂𝐶𝐻 @ETERNALWARMTH66]

You speak of Bob? I am familiar with him

[Mister Mayor Narciso Evermore @MayorNEvermore]

𝚃𝚜𝚔! 𝙰𝚜 𝚒𝚏 𝙸'𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚐 𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕!

𝙷𝚖𝚖, 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝙺𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗...

[𝑀𝑂𝐿𝑂𝐶𝐻 @ETERNALWARMTH66]

Is that fear I hear in your voice mayor?....

[Mister Mayor Narciso Evermore @MayorNEvermore]

𝙸'𝙼 𝚂𝚄𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙳𝙴𝙵𝙰𝙼𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙳𝙴𝙵𝙰𝙲𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙼𝚈 𝙸𝙼𝙰𝙶𝙴!!!

𝙸 𝙰𝙼 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙰 𝚂𝚆𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙻𝙴𝚁!

[- 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚒 𝙰. - @_WitchKisser]

Are we sure about that

[Mister Mayor Narciso Evermore @MayorNEvermore]

𝚂𝙾𝚄𝙻𝚂?!...

𝚂𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚜.?-

𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝? 𝚂𝚞𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝙸'𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚘 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞.

[𝑀𝑂𝐿𝑂𝐶𝐻 @ETERNALWARMTH66]

I do not need wealth, the only currency I deal in is SOULS.

[Mister Mayor Narciso Evermore @MayorNEvermore]

𝙳𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚞𝚑?!

𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚑, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚘-𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛, 𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕... 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐...

[𝑀𝑂𝐿𝑂𝐶𝐻 @ETERNALWARMTH66]

I'M A DEMON I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE.

[Mister Mayor Narciso Evermore @MayorNEvermore]

𝚁𝙸𝙶𝙶𝙴𝙳 𝙸𝚃?!

𝚂𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊 𝚂𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙻𝙾𝚄𝚂 𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚞𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗! 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝙼𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚜 𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝙽𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚙 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚜𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚜! 𝙽𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁!

[- 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚒 𝙰. - @_WitchKisser]

Willing to bet you've rigged it

[Mister Mayor Narciso Evermore @MayorNEvermore]

𝙵𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢, 𝚑𝚞𝚑?

𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚘 𝙵𝚄𝙽𝙽𝚈 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚙-𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚊𝚠𝚢𝚎𝚛𝚜! 𝙿𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚛𝚞𝚙𝚝!

[𝑀𝑂𝐿𝑂𝐶𝐻 @ETERNALWARMTH66]

Sue me?....oh how funny that would be.

[Mister Mayor Narciso Evermore @MayorNEvermore]

𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚃𝙾𝚆𝙽! 𝙱𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙼𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚢!

𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚗𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝙸 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜...

[- 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚒 𝙰. - @_WitchKisser]

Says a lot that you protect yourself before doing anything important for the town.

[Mister Mayor Narciso Evermore @MayorNEvermore]

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝙴𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝙼𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛, 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝙴𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗!

𝙿𝚕𝚞𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚏, 𝚒𝚝 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚎!

[- 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚒 𝙰. - @_WitchKisser]

@ETERNALWARMTH66 Ok but that's honestly a good thing, because did he really need that limo.

[Mister Mayor Narciso Evermore @MayorNEvermore]

𝙾𝚘𝚘𝚘𝚘𝚑𝚑𝚑𝚑𝚑!!!

𝙳𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙼𝙴. 𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚜𝚞𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚢'𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠!

[𝑀𝑂𝐿𝑂𝐶𝐻 @ETERNALWARMTH66]

Good, seeing others suffer is a delight of mine.