Mayor Of Alpine

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

I'm so old I can remember when people treated being on welfare as an
embarrassing secret.

Not a life goal!

[Anticommie @QueenAnticommie]

This sneaky commie

[Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁) @RetroMoviesDB]

We didn't know how good we had it.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

When I was 12 years old I’d wake up on a Saturday morning, watch some cartoons and pro wrestling, go outside and throw a rubber ball off the side of the house, get the guys in the neighborhood together for Wiffle Ball, go inside for Atari and snacks, ride my bike to Dairy Queen for a Mr. Misty, listen to Casey Kasem, flip on ESPN and watch sports with no social commentary, flip it over to MTV, which showed actual music videos, go back outside for more Wiffle Ball, and then think “Hey, it’s almost 3 pm.” Living my best life and had no fucking idea how good I had it.

[Rep. Clay Fuller @RepClayFuller]

A $29,000,000 filing error…

Deport all fraudsters now.

[Red Chem @red_chem_lite]

Dana White says he’s going to match the “fight bonus” the President is giving to the Marine Band for UFC White House performance.

He also said he’s working on releasing an album of the Marine Band performance that night.

Phenomenal!

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Millions of illegals would lose their right to vote.

[Senator Rand Paul @SenRandPaul]

A reminder that the Constitution was not written to restrain the citizens' behavior.

It was written to restrain the government's behavior.

[𝕰𝖒𝕲 @Emilio2763]

Joe Rogan Says as of Monday 150 Million People Watched the UFC Freedom250 from the White House. That’s 25 Million More than Watched this Years Super Bowl on Free Tv…

[🪶Native Patriot 🇺🇸 @LaNativePatriot]

A crash up derby where your goal is to load yourself onto a moving trailer?

Count me in. Want. Would.

[🇺🇸𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓭🇺🇸𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓷🇺🇸 @Texas_jeep__guy]

Have you ever seen a more redneck sport than this? The race cars go around the track trying to be the first one to load onto the trailer being pulled by the truck. 🤣🤣🤣

[The Egg Roll Lady @yourgirl_75]

They found the gun range y’all 😂 #europeans #fyp #viral

[Jeremy Siegel @jersiegel]

Norway fans are doing a “Viking Row” up the escalator at Boston’s South Station before heading to the World Cup

Adding this to the list of things I’ve never seen before and probably never will again

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Alan Rickman attacks ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES (1991) like he’s in a completely different movie. While everyone else is playing it straight, Rickman turns the Sheriff of Nottingham into a gloriously theatrical madman and walks away with the entire film

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

Gasoline is $3.36 today in Indiana.

Gasoline in California today is $5.99.

Same president.

Different governors.

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

I waited 20 minutes today for a Walmart employee to unlock a pack of razors from the security case for me, and it’s not because Elon Musk is stealing them.

[US Cowboy @USCowboyInc]

Tyler Tryan and Nicky Northcott beat out a flurry of sub-5.5-second times, including two 5.1s, going 5.0 flat to win the team roping. They took home $7,565 each.

Tryan, 20, and Northcott, 19, have been roping together since May, and it’s the biggest check they’ve earned as partners. Both are ranked in Top 15, with Tryan (Header) in seventh and Northcott (Heeler) in 13th, and are each looking for their first NFR qualification.

Get the full Sisters Rodeo recap here: https://t.co/w1x2VjNH1u

[Mayor Of Alpine @MayorOfAlpineCa]

@Padres

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Every visiting NFL team in America gets on a plane and flies home after beating the crap out of each other. So does every visiting college football team. They took a 20 minute bus ride to LAX from Sofi and then took a 45 minute flight, you huge pussy. @TheAthletic hates America.