Chris Clarke

The mayor of Saltash, Cornwall

[Chris Clarke @MayorOfSaltash]

Yeah I’ve done some iffy things, but as a mayor absolutely top notch. Best in the West.

[William Rogerson @Godney100]

Saltash in Cornwall needs to investigate it’s Mayor. He certainly needs help. Whether he needs treatment inside an asylum or just needs to be sacked.

[Chris Clarke @MayorOfSaltash]

@COB994 @CregButter Claudia winklegirl does a cracking job

[Chris Clarke @MayorOfSaltash]

The traitors, best TV in the last 10 years

[Chris Clarke @MayorOfSaltash]

@CregButter Better than the chase

[Chris Clarke @MayorOfSaltash]

@Tsc_atom @thedestinyshow Explosion mayhem

[Chris Clarke @MayorOfSaltash]

@ESPNUK Worth it, bangin bod

[Chris Clarke @MayorOfSaltash]

@HumansNoContext @frostyandrew facing wrong way boi

[Chris Clarke @MayorOfSaltash]

@SJFarrant @piggo81192 @sportbible Not if you remember our touches at Shaun’s wedding

[Chris Clarke @MayorOfSaltash]

@joeydiscombe Pizen dewn

[Chris Clarke @MayorOfSaltash]

@saltashfandan @SJFarrant Fucking hell dan. You work in graphic design?

[Chris Clarke @MayorOfSaltash]

@iUsedToBeADuck yo

[Chris Clarke @MayorOfSaltash]

@CallumOBrien3

[Chris Clarke @MayorOfSaltash]

@CallumOBrien3

[Chris Clarke @MayorOfSaltash]

@JoeHowells_ Oh wait sorry it was smelly cat, not smelly chat

[Chris Clarke @MayorOfSaltash]

@JoeHowells_ Sure Phoebe from friends did a song about this

[Chris Clarke @MayorOfSaltash]

@barrystantonGBP @SJFarrant go on faz

[Chris Clarke @MayorOfSaltash]

@FrazerFerris Fair play

[Chris Clarke @MayorOfSaltash]

@FrazerFerris A random different one. Middle aged male

[Chris Clarke @MayorOfSaltash]

@FrazerFerris Suck a dick once a month?

[Chris Clarke @MayorOfSaltash]

@saltashunited @SJFarrant He’s not Finnish.

[Chris Clarke @MayorOfSaltash]

@JoeHowells_ @Plymouth_Live Some sluts wedding unfortunately