Mayor Quimby

Mayor of Springfield, I, er, uh, forget which state. Married, but it’s complicated. I can get anyone I want to out of jail. )parody(

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Recovery is a problem for Future Quimby, gimme that
#VoteQuimby

[CNN @CNN]

Using marijuana before entering the hospital for a surgical procedure can make your pain during recovery significantly worse, according to new research https://t.co/vtg6ZwfPm2

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@ThatEricAlper Tyler Durden

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Quick question: now that employers are paying large first amendment violation settlements to fired employees, would any of these companies like to try suing Mr. Vance to recoup their losses? Asking for a friend

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@ThatEricAlper

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I told you he’d find out about Trump

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance: "There's a lot of fraud in the federal government. It's unbelievable how much you've been fleeced by your own government."

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@ThatEricAlper New Kid In Town

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@ThatEricAlper Sublime

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@ThatEricAlper Dead Or Alive

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@ThatEricAlper The Popes of Chillitown

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@allrockmusic Pillar of Davidson

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@ThatEricAlper The Cure - Seventeen Seconds / Faith / Pornography

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@ThatEricAlper Closed For The Season by The Hives

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@ThatEricAlper

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@ThatEricAlper Howlin' Pelle Almqvist

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@luiscalleo Harry Hood from Live Phish

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If you see one roach on the floor, there’s another thousand in the walls

[Acyn @Acyn]

PabloReports: Are you concerned about Kash Patel’s drinking?

Boebert: We saw one beer at a hockey game. I mean, I’ve had a couple of beers at a hockey game.

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@OneWayMusicX

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@Albumism Your private life drama baby, leave me out

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@ThatEricAlper ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Hard to say “underrated” because you can’t find a bad review but certainly “underknown”

[Mike Resists @MikeResists1969]

Could you imagine living in 1969? Sending astronauts to the moon. Fighting a useless war and the president is a crook.

[Mayor Quimby @MayorQuimby5]

Either fundamentally doesn’t understand NATO or intentionally trying to mislead America. Probably both