NotCarlRedus

I STILL RUN PB. LUV WHITE GERLS. DIS GAME IS HARD BUT DIS DICK HARDA.

[929ESPN @929espn]

“Jaren Jackson Jr and Justise Winslow expected to return within the week”

Grizzlies fans:

[NotCarlRedus @MayorRedus]

💀💀💀💀

[Uncle Dad @UncleDad13]

At Subway Sandwich shop watching all the thiccc girls trying to lose weight here in 2020. I am handing out cards with my number and a note letting them know I will smack and smash that chubby ass. #newyearnewme #fitlife

[NBA @NBA]

THE JA MORANT FACTOR ‼️

@JaMorant (17.9ppg) and the @memgrizz' 7-game win streak hosts the Pelicans tonight at 5pm/et on TNT for #MLKDay action!

[Uncle Dad @UncleDad13]

Selling this authentic signed #BabeRuth baseball my great great aunt gave me back in 96. Y’all make me an offer. #Baseball #GetMoney #Yankees

[NotCarlRedus @MayorRedus]

JUST GOT MY MUTHA PHUCKIN GUN OUT THE PAWN SHOP. REDDY 2 POP BOTTLES AND DIS .22 WHEN MY BALLS DROP TONIGHT. #BLUNTSUP

[NotCarlRedus @MayorRedus]

DIS NICCA IS CRAZY #BLUNTSUP

[Uncle Dad @UncleDad13]

Brought home a big ass box of leftovers from my aunt Leslies house. Opened it up and it looked like #NancyPelosi face so I got a fresh can of vienna weenie down and slid that short fat weenie where her mouth was with that thick slime still on the weenie. She sho is a dumb bitch.

[Uncle Dad @UncleDad13]

Every time I see a girl driving a Kia I automatically know I can get a BJ for a couple car payments. #cheapass #uncledadtips #cheapass

[NotCarlRedus @MayorRedus]

ME AND MY NICCA LYSOL BOUT TO DRINK DIS RUSSIAN SHIT AND SMOKE ONE DOWN. LISTEN 2 @Beyonce BE GETTING MY AZZ LIT. #BLUNTSUP

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

Outstanding hire

[NotCarlRedus @MayorRedus]

@finebaum NIGGA HOW U KEEP WORKIN THRU DAT HAIR LINE FRACTURE

[NotCarlRedus @MayorRedus]

U CUD STICK A HO PACK OF GIZZARDS IN @finebaum EARS AND DEM MUTHA PHUGGAS STILL WUD NOT FILL UP #BLUNTSUP

[NotCarlRedus @MayorRedus]

RT IF U BUSSA CUMNUT ON A CRACKHEAD LAT NITE

[NotCarlRedus @MayorRedus]

RT IF U BUSSA CUMNUT ON A CRACKHEAD LAT NITE

[NotCarlRedus @MayorRedus]

DIS PUPPY BOWL CUTA DEN A MAFUCKA

[NotCarlRedus @MayorRedus]

@SnoopDogg I WANA FITE U N A UFC MATCH LOSER HAS TA SUCK THE OTHER ONES WIFE TITTY

[NotCarlRedus @MayorRedus]

@rihanna U A BAD BITCH WISH U WERE CLOSER SO I COULD GIV U MY PHONE AN LET U PUT YO NUMBA N IT

[NotCarlRedus @MayorRedus]

ANY YALL PACKIN A SUPA BOWL TADAY?

[NotCarlRedus @MayorRedus]

I NEED A RYDE OR DYE WHITE GERL DAT WILL SUCK ME FUK ME AND THEN DROP ME OFF AT CHILES I AINT TRYNA BE SEEN 2GETHER DOE

[NotCarlRedus @MayorRedus]

WHO STILL FUKKED UP DIS MOWNIN?

[NotCarlRedus @MayorRedus]

LEMME DRINK DAT BOOTY JUICE