Robert Schmalzried

🏡 Deep South Texas, 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦➕👶🏼,✝️, 🐝, Proud Texan, Proud 🇺🇸, ✭

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Me with $137 in my pocket worrying about SpaceX opening price so I can buy 1 share

[Robert Schmalzried @MayorRobert]

Geno Smith punching the air right now after hearing the news he got traded back to the #NYJets #FreeAgency @PatMcAfeeShow

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@CardPurchaser Haven’t collected in over 9 months, I gave up

[Will Blackmon @WillBlackmon]

Them nike magnigrip elite remix gloves, are the greatest football gloves in the history of our game

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@CardPurchaser It’s too much already… 😔

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@michaelschwab13 On another note, can we talk about how good Dezenzo has been playing this Spring.

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@dick_en_a_box @AzNani11 @PeterSweden7 Gramps farm was able to be given to you because of his sacrifices in the war, do the same for you grandkids

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Agent DJ has a message for Democrats

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@libsoftiktok Hahaha! OMG, the Democrats have jumped off the deep end.

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@dmhj Holy 🐄, that’s ridiculous

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@libsoftiktok Resell of the best American whisky going to be high

[ⁿᵉʷˢ Robert F. Kennedy Jr. @RobertKennedyJc]

MAHA tip of the day:

-Eat less carbs
-Consume less sugar
-Get more sunlight
-Drink more water
-Eat fatty meat like beef and lamb
-Stretch everyday
-Do breathing exercises
-Be active at least 20 minutes a day
-Smile
-Have fun

MAHA!

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Loving every single one of these.

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@TuckerCNews 10/10

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@elonmusk

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: Insurrection today at the Iowa State Capitol

LGBTQ activists stormed the capitol!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is so crazy!

[Robert Schmalzried @MayorRobert]

@elonmusk Sure

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@GregAbbott_TX Looks like it would be a nice city to live in

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@michaelschwab13 Atta Boy!!! Great Job Breddy! Still cheering you and the rest of the boys on!