Ruby and Louise’s Dad

[S ⚾️ @yankee_babee]

How it feels to not be in New York City right now

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Remember when they said Trump would get us into a full-blown war with Iran?

Times like these should make us all realize how lucky we were to have Trump, his strength and his resolve.

[Brenden Schaeffer🎳 @bschaeffer12]

looks like y'all forgot part of the video, guys (h/t @soIoucity)

[Ruby and Louise’s Dad @MayorSengheiser]

Let me guess.. Vatican City is two weeks away from a nuclear weapon..

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

POPE LEO CONDEMNS ISRAEL:

“I carry the image of a Muslim child killed in Lebanon, who, during my visit to Lebanon, was standing there holding a sign that said "Welcome, Pope Leo," and in this latest phase of the war, he was killed.

I cannot be in favor of war.”

🇻🇦🇮🇱

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Wake me up when it affects the world’s average condom maker

[Ruby and Louise’s Dad @MayorSengheiser]

@BernieSanders

[Circe @vocalcry]

My HOA is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

How it feels going to sleep instead of gaming because you have work tomorrow

[Prepared Remarks @P_Remarks]

Me to my wife when she asks me to take out the garbage and I do it immediately instead of sitting for another 5 minutes

[Ruby and Louise’s Dad @MayorSengheiser]

@MI_Agent_X @Breaking911 Yes

[Ruby and Louise’s Dad @MayorSengheiser]

Insane shit

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Trump celebrates Robert Mueller’s death:

[A10 Talk @A10Talk]

"THIS IS A BROCHURE FOR JOSH SCHERTZ & @SAINTLOUISMBB RIGHT NOW" 🔵⚪️

23-0 RUN 🔥 BILLIKENS UP 35

[Neet @neet_sol]

I hope this email doesn't find you

I hope you've escaped

That you're free

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Seahawks are bringing back WR Rashid Shaheed on a three-year, $51 million deal that includes $34.7 million guaranteed, per Drew Rosenhaus and Robert Bailey.

[Emily A. The Spirit of Jezebel @emzorbit]

Kash Patel can’t find an 84 y/o grandma from Arizona. No fucking way he stops a terrorist attack on U.S. soil.

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning i don’t wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked

[Ruby and Louise’s Dad @MayorSengheiser]

@stoolpresidente Shut the fuck up