Mayor Squirrel

The Squirrel promises to bring you bold ideas, a creative vision for the city, and lots of nuts.

[Mayor Squirrel @MayorSquirrel]

Glad to see @Penalosa_G take up my former campaign platform for a "tour de Toronto" trail!

[Gil Penalosa @Penalosa_G]

The Green Loop will be the most ambitious urban green space project on the continent. My plan includes:
🌳100-km connected trail of ravines, hydro corridors and existing parks
🌷500 allotment gardens
🚲Trails for walking, running and cycling
➡ https://t.co/UqH95KYw2v #ToPoli

[Mayor Squirrel @MayorSquirrel]

Here's the new "loop trail" plan. @EGCityWorks doesn't even give me credit!

https://t.co/ZHn9jrZkJ1

[Mayor Squirrel @MayorSquirrel]

I was so ahead of my time. In 2014 I advocated for an all-Toronto bike loop trail around the city. I hear the City finally has a plan to make it happen. About time! #bikeTO

My campaign site is long gone but you can enjoy it on the internet archive: https://t.co/JCPptRL6JT

[Mayor Squirrel @MayorSquirrel]

"Making it easy to see the greenery – that’s the Mayor Squirrel way."

[Mayor Squirrel @MayorSquirrel]

@m_layton "Relief when and where you need it. That’s the Mayor Squirrel way."

[Mayor Squirrel @MayorSquirrel]

While I'm at it, here's another way I was ahead of my time. Now that you're all Covid-walking, you've noticed there's not enough public washrooms. @m_layton has been complaining about it. In 2014, I had a plan! Too bad you didn't elect me. #peeTO

https://t.co/2LZbinP6Ya

[Mayor Squirrel @MayorSquirrel]

Squirrels have nuts. Lots of them.

My competitor for Mayor of Toronto, John Tory, does not have nuts. So he hires them instead to do his nut-work. But it's just not the same.

[Mayor Squirrel @MayorSquirrel]

@EcoBrix Haven't been invited to any so far. But not being invited has never kept a squirrel away!

[Mayor Squirrel @MayorSquirrel]

Got it in under the wire! Just signed the papers and I'm running for Mayor of Toronto again. Because it seems like no-one else is except the current Mayor. Gotta give him a run for his acorns. #TOpoli

[Mayor Squirrel @MayorSquirrel]

The Toronto Squirrel Network's infiltration of Washington DC continues apace. Elect me and Toronto will be pulling the strings in the American centres of power!

https://t.co/6qTGxi5QbA

[Mayor Squirrel @MayorSquirrel]

Wait ... there's a mayoral election going on? Could've fooled me. I read the newspapers before I chew them up for my nest and there's been crickets about an election (yum, crickets). Better get cracking on my candidacy #TOpoli https://t.co/bxYcORdBRI

[Matt Elliott @GraphicMatt]

Less than two weeks until the registration deadline, NINE city councillors are running unopposed. NINE! https://t.co/sk94O0eUkW

[Dylan Reid @dylan_reid]

All squirrel roads lead to a tree

[Mayor Squirrel @MayorSquirrel]

@GraphicMatt @metrotoronto Watch the humans when they're planting bulbs, then dig them up after. Great way to get stuff for free with little effort.

[Mayor Squirrel @MayorSquirrel]

*Checks election schedule* *Hibernates till May 1st*

[Ratatosk ⚡️🐿✨ @Ratatosk4]

.@CBCToronto That squirrel is NO thief! That was a legally sound spot #SquirrelTax audit, collecting candy arrears! https://t.co/5DK2ZfDQvO

[Mayor Squirrel @MayorSquirrel]

Hey - not just people! Parks are for squirrels too. https://t.co/0hGEtn5pEp

[Mayor Squirrel @MayorSquirrel]

So disappointed that my SmartTree transportation plan has been reduced to 6 new trees and a linear park near the airport.

[Mayor Squirrel @MayorSquirrel]

Why force them to escape? My next platform will include optional green space vacations for all small, herbivorous Toronto zoo animals.

[Mayor Squirrel @MayorSquirrel]

A park full of greenery is a much better way to welcome TO's new guests from distant lands, @HPcapybara @TorontoCapybara, than a cage.

[Mayor Squirrel @MayorSquirrel]

Hanging out with my new buds @HPcapybara and @TorontoCapybara - showing them the High Park sights.