Real Wheeling Mayor

I am Wheeling’s eternal mayor. No term limit can stop my success. *parody

[Real Wheeling Mayor @MayorWheeling]

Hi

[Real Wheeling Mayor @MayorWheeling]

Our general staff are amazing! The day-to-day employees at various departments do amazing work for our city. It’s our city manager, assistant city manager, city solicitor and press relations employees who choose to keep our city in the dark ages. We must change!

[Real Wheeling Mayor @MayorWheeling]

Looking to move to Wheeling? We’d love to have you! We promise to ignore your calls, tear down our historic landmarks, gaslight you when you complain and continue lining our pockets while you struggle!

#FriendlyCity #WheelingWV

[Real Wheeling Mayor @MayorWheeling]

As well, you can apply to be a part of one of our many boards and commissions!

Applicants who tow the administration’s beliefs will be considered ONLY. All others will be politically targeted for harassment by our best and brightest geriatric or part-time staff!

[Real Wheeling Mayor @MayorWheeling]

Breaking: The City of Wheeling is looking for fresh new faces to join our team! Qualifications: (1) be white, (2) be over 50, (3) have no desire to be accountable to the citizens and (4) be willing to do the bare minimum (i.e. clock in and that’s it)!

Please apply! #WheelingWV

[Real Wheeling Mayor @MayorWheeling]

Fuck it, city cancelled. Don’t text

[justice @JusticeHudson97]

‘Morgantown advances urban camping ban despite opposition’

Community members, medical experts, and service providers say a camping ban is punitive, dangerous, cruel, and ineffective. Councilors advanced the ban anyways.

https://t.co/YbbuxqlT94

[justice @JusticeHudson97]

'Wheeling resident John Russell delivers pro-working class primetime DNC speech'

More Perfect Union reporter John Russell spoke at the Democratic National Convention in Chicago. Here’s what he had to say and the message he hopes the party listens to.

https://t.co/hJbSEtkDDQ

[Real Wheeling Mayor @MayorWheeling]

Y’all play too much I’m dissolving the city

[Real Wheeling Mayor @MayorWheeling]

Wow

[Real Wheeling Mayor @MayorWheeling]

The current (FAKE) mayor, Glenn Elliott, has never mentioned the word GAY in any of tweet. The only mention of “LGBT” was in defense of his own record.

If you aren’t with us, you’re against us—and he hasn’t done the work to prove he’s with us. As the REAL mayor is say hi gay!

[Real Wheeling Mayor @MayorWheeling]

We are an increasingly anti-social country. One look of the replies and you’ll see what I mean. Y’all mad about this? Create a group and make your own street art. If not, shut up and enjoy the ride!

[Real Wheeling Mayor @MayorWheeling]

As the REAL mayor of Wheeling, I 100% endorse this!

Not only is street art beautiful, it also increases visibility and safety for pedestrians.

[Downtown Huntington™ @DowntownHWV]

The rainbow crosswalk is taking shape!!

Photo: Huntington Pride

#HuntingtonWV

[justice @JusticeHudson97]

‘Wheeling's ‘Whodunit?’ Mudslinging mailers flood voter's mailboxes ahead of May 14 election’

https://t.co/CpmSl2d4MP

[Real Wheeling Mayor @MayorWheeling]

@WheelingMayor You’re so real for this babe

[Real Wheeling Mayor @MayorWheeling]

@Stoked_on_Earth @ChuckCallesto @atensnut Hope you have a bad day today 💛

[Real Wheeling Mayor @MayorWheeling]

@YogscastGames Would love to see a bar-type restaurant. Serving all the pub faves and drinks, too!

Will be playing on switch

[Real Wheeling Mayor @MayorWheeling]

These punks are banned from West Virginia. They’re traitorous scum. If they step foot across state lines I swear as eternal mayor to reinstate the death penalty specifically for them.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

"Around Wheeling, if you ain't a dope dealer or homeless person, you ain't shit."

@kbnoswag and @nickturani rediscover their roots: Wheeling, WV - presented by @LabattUSA: https://t.co/nPmMuKkyCv @DonnieDoesWorld

[Real Wheeling Mayor @MayorWheeling]

Under my administration, the only thing we will demolish is food from local businesses.

[Real Wheeling Mayor @MayorWheeling]

I am the protector of the sacred @MayorWheeling username