Rahm Emanuel

The economic royalists are fucking unanimous in their support for me, and I welcome their fucking support.
#Rahm2020
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[Rahm Emanuel @Mayor_1Percent]

We can not allow Donald Trump to privatize medicare or social security. They must be left intact for us to privatize when we return to power

[Rahm Emanuel @Mayor_1Percent]

I'm back, bitches, and there's nothing the progressive mongoloids (I can't say "retard" anymore) can do about it. @TYT @cenkuygur & @AnaKasparian need to STFU and #VoteBlueNoMatterWho!

#SecretaryRahm
#16ShotsAndACabinetPosition

[Rahm Emanuel @Mayor_1Percent]

@RepMikeQuigley Let's cut the crap, Mike. The Biden campaign and the convention made it clear that our primary campaign goal is cultivating the "Biden Republicans" (my phrase), so let's not throw gas on the fire by pretending we're going to go after anyone. Our bosses on Wall St don't like it.

[Rahm Emanuel @Mayor_1Percent]

@ClayHartedGhoul I am the sun, pal. I have been at the center of national Democratic politics for 30 years, and am now pushing my genius "Biden Republicans" strategy from Joe's inner sanctum. My history of success speaks for itself.

[Rahm Emanuel @Mayor_1Percent]

@sorin1988 @nmarchio That's right, Ed. The future and key to this election are the "Biden Republicans" (I coined that phrase), and we must do everything possible to appease them. Otherwise, how can we possibly call ourselves good Democrats?

[Rahm Emanuel @Mayor_1Percent]

Lightfoot is weak. She turns the cops loose with batons. And while I'm down with some good head cracking, I would have turned the scoops on them!

[Rahm Emanuel @Mayor_1Percent]

So, Trump's sending in the stormtroopers. Low energy. Rahm didn't need any stormtroopers when it was time to start cracking craniums at OWS and the NATO Summit protests. #ChicagoProtests

[Rahm Emanuel @Mayor_1Percent]

I know that Joe pledged to pick a woman as VP, but does the fact that I don't have testicles qualify me?

[Rahm Emanuel @Mayor_1Percent]

The time has come to throw Donald Trump out of the White House, so that the Democrats can wet their beaks for awhile.

#Biden2020

[Rahm Emanuel @Mayor_1Percent]

I was all in favor of #FvckTheFourth until I found out you weren't tweeting about the Amendment.

[Rahm Emanuel @Mayor_1Percent]

Man, life isn't fair. I should be giving the orders to start cracking craniums. Chicago was my Rahmpire once, and it will be again. Rahm will rise again!

[Rahm Emanuel @Mayor_1Percent]

I'm totally shocked and disappointed with @LightfootForChi 's response to #COVID19. I have yet to hear about Chicago using the crisis as an excuse to enter into even one high interest/high fee loan from Wall Street. This is inexcusable!

[Rahm Emanuel @Mayor_1Percent]

@CDRosa Boo all you want, Carlos. But I'm on television, and I'm pimping third way centrism so hard that I should have live goldfish swimming in the heels of my shoes.

#RahmIsBackBitches

[Rahm Emanuel @Mayor_1Percent]

Just when you thought I was gone, I'm back bitches. I'm back on television. I'm pimping 3rd Way Centrism so hard that I should have live goldfish floating in my heels.

#RahmIsBackBitches

[Rahm Emanuel @Mayor_1Percent]

For any of you who follow me at "The Ghost of FDR's Martini (@theGSpledge), I just tweeted a bunch of anti-war and #NoWarWithIraq stuff, and my account has been shut down until I give twitter my cell phone number.

Be careful.

[Rahm Emanuel @Mayor_1Percent]

@janelynne @theGSpledge @peterdaou @BernieSanders The Ghost politely gave you information, and you blocked him. Now who is angry, aggressive and doesn't want info?

[Rahm Emanuel @Mayor_1Percent]

@theGSpledge High everyone, I just want to correct the record here. The Democratic Party proudly stands FOR many things. Things that we took the lead on creating, like too big to fail, private prisons, unregulated big tech, outsourcing, national Romenycare & robo-signed foreclosures.

[Rahm Emanuel @Mayor_1Percent]

And just like that, it's over, and I'm gone.

[Rahm Emanuel @Mayor_1Percent]

Let me tell @PeteButtigieg one more thing. #Rahm2020 was moving the Democratic Party to the right back when Mayor Peter Principle was still launching lap loads to Rob Lowe while watching West Wing reruns. It's my turn, motherfucker.

[Rahm Emanuel @Mayor_1Percent]

So @PeteButtigieg, you think you can gentrify, motherfucker. I just gave a developer 1.3 billion dollars for a development in the richest part of town, and I took the money from the poorest parts of town. Top that, asshole. Oh wait, there ain't 1.3 large in all of South Shithole