Jeb!

I didn’t invent the rainy day. I just own the best umbrella

[John Fadule @fadule_]

“I have him in my other league” no one fucking cares.

[Jeb! @Mayor_of_Palms]

one thing you learn by having instagram is that woman are great cinematographers

[Jeb! @Mayor_of_Palms]

one of the biggest takeaways from this Mad Men watch is that STDs seemingly didn’t exist in the 1960’s

[Jeb! @Mayor_of_Palms]

the boston influencers are a lot like the boston strip clubs. just don’t feel right and outshined by their counterparts in LA, Miami, etc

[t✩ @yourg0ldteeth]

cause i’m too steely… and then i’m too fuckin dan

[Jonathan Berk @berkie1]

In 2003, eight Rhode Islanders created a secret apartment inside The Providence Place Mall and lived there for four years, filming everything along the way. Available on @netflix Friday.

[Jeb! @Mayor_of_Palms]

the east wing of the white house

[Jeb! @Mayor_of_Palms]

Cardi B has agreed to pay multimillion-dollar spousal support to Offset to finalize their divorce, with a 70/30 asset split in his favor. Offset claims Cardi left him with the kids and got pregnant by another man while they were still legally married.

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

This is actually what makes America great again

[Jeb! @Mayor_of_Palms]

The best press Kimmel has gotten in years is coming from his cancelation. Good riddance Jimmy!

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

Bush, Reagan, Gorbachev and Twin Towers in a distant world, December 1988:

[Aristo @aristomarinetti]

One of the greatest videos on the internet

[Jeb! @Mayor_of_Palms]

this is a different language

[Jeb! @Mayor_of_Palms]

israel and palestine. yup… that’s happening!

[Jeb! @Mayor_of_Palms]

Hey man, you’re invited to my wedding. it’s at the top of mount everest during peak snow season (I didn’t even know they HAD a peak snow season haha!) Don’t forget your snow shoes. And let me know if you can make it to the bachelor party. We’re visiting the ruins of the Titanic

[chuck 🏔 @crowcialist]

Unfortunately there’s nothing I like more than a woke $8 ice cream from a place with a name that’s an ampersand between two nouns

[Jeb! @Mayor_of_Palms]

the massachusetts state turnpike

[Jim Koenigsberger @Jimfrombaseball]

“He’s listed as day to day, but then again, aren’t we all?”
Vin Scully

[Dudley Newright @NewRightPoast]

Zohran's wife is hot guys, c'mon now she has those big sleepy med eyes that make her look like a Byzantine icon, you can imagine her furtively beckoning to you from a well on a cool jasmine-scented evening, the heat of the Levant mercifully subsided. She balances a clay jar on her hip, adjusts her veil as your weary camel drinks, spilling a stream of water from her jar that runs down her arm like a whispered secret. You reach out to catch it, brushing your hand against her shoulder. The smell of myrrh briefly fills the air

"You are bold," she murmers, "even for a merchant."