Bill de Blazeio

This parody account chronicles my first and only term as the Mayor of New York City and my habit of being late to everything. Go Red Sox!

[Bill de Blazeio @MayordeBlazeio]

Dude https://t.co/5ChdZ7d2TL

[Bill de Blazeio @MayordeBlazeio]

Dude, Brian and I burned a stick he told me @Pontifex confided that he was really coming to NYC for the Desnudas. #brianwilliamspopestories

[Bill de Blazeio @MayordeBlazeio]

Dude, This is exactly what I did yesterday after my virgin Twitter chat.#visionzero #bdbchat https://t.co/1If7BTGyTE

[Bill de Blazeio @MayordeBlazeio]

Dude, I'm like 7 feet tall, left-handed and I have a blazing serve. Psych..I'm just trippin' on some Maui wowee. https://t.co/xO8kyTvyIr

[Bill de Blazeio @MayordeBlazeio]

Dude, heading to the gym over in Park Slope. Actually, I lie, did this whole chat on the treadmill. #visionzero https://t.co/DFgszt9kZW

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Alright folks, have to run. Great first #BDBchat. Thanks for the questions!

[Bill de Blazeio @MayordeBlazeio]

Dude, no way, I totally feel you #visionzero https://t.co/LS7Qt6rovp

[Jacob N. Kornbluh @jacobkornbluh]

.@BilldeBlasio do you get offended when I tweet funny stuff using the hashtag #deblasiosnewyork? #bdbchat

[Bill de Blazeio @MayordeBlazeio]

Cannabis DOESN'T ease nausea it can 'trigger violent vomiting' http://t.co/t6qkWzQH8i via @MailOnline Dude, not feeling so good #bdbchat

[Bill de Blazeio @MayordeBlazeio]

Dude, @CommissBratton is typing and @TheRevAl is over my shoulder. #visionzero https://t.co/PerpXU4saF

[Latinas in Business @LatinasinBizus]

DESNUDAS A LATINA BUSINESS OR ...? @MayordeBlazeio @NBCLatino @LatinoVoices @nytimes http://t.co/KmL4IrJGIS

[Bill de Blazeio @MayordeBlazeio]

Dude, it doesn't get more transparent than Twitter.This is the new and engaged Mayor. #visionzero https://t.co/WrtzWVeRtd

[@annaesanders.bsky.social @AnnaESanders]

Downside (or upside, depending) of no advance notice of a Twitter chat with the mayor: not as many New Yorkers will participate. #bdbchat

[Bill de Blazeio @MayordeBlazeio]

Dude, c'mon Go Sawx! #visionzero https://t.co/q9hgnJRSt9

[Miles Halpine @MilesHalpine]

@BilldeBlasio who were you rooting for during the Mets-Sox series this past weekend? #bdbchat

[Bill de Blazeio @MayordeBlazeio]

Dude, that's how i roll. However the first lady and i are keeping the windows closed at the Mansion. #visionzero https://t.co/akOESv7MAU

[katie honan @katie_honan]

.@BilldeBlasio how does a cavalcade of SUVs from the UES to the Park Slope Y fit into the city's #climatechange #resiliency plan? #bdbchat

[Bill de Blazeio @MayordeBlazeio]

#bdbchat Dude, I won't tell anyone why you were late to the chat if you don't. #visionzero

[Bill de Blazeio @MayordeBlazeio]

Dude, invited some of the Soccer gals back to the Mansion to burn a few sticks with me and FLONYC. We'll show em how to party! #VisionZero

[Bill de Blazeio @MayordeBlazeio]

Dude, I pick the dude on the left. #VisionZero https://t.co/G6y7wE7TAH

[Bill de Blazeio @MayordeBlazeio]

Dude, that's not fair Mimi. C'mon show some respect for a brother who converted a sister from lesbian #VisionZero https://t.co/2yv4R08Vqu

[Bill de Blazeio @MayordeBlazeio]

Dude, will be reading this very closely while blazing a few sticks on vacation. Still undecided #VisionZero https://t.co/BFUFK72VQn

[Bill de Blazeio @MayordeBlazeio]

Dude, It's also where we smoked a boat load of weed.#VisionZero https://t.co/O2wWq0ynox

[Erin Durkin @erinmdurkin]

"This park was our front yard, our backyard, so much of our lives," @BilldeBlasio says at prospect park. He also got married here.

[Bill de Blazeio @MayordeBlazeio]

Dude, as leader of Progressives I deem this is the number two issue right behind income inequality #VisionZero https://t.co/YdtdMP9bVA

[New York Post @nypost]

To shave or not: Female armpit hair is getting its moment http://t.co/zVJNZXTe02

[Bill de Blazeio @MayordeBlazeio]

Dude, I brive a dus I mean I dus a brive. I am the Ralph Kramden of Mayors and I plan to run for POTUS #VisionZero https://t.co/PhVrBxFdc4

[Gothamist @Gothamist]

Bus Drivers' Union: De Blasio "Talking Out His Ass" On Fatalities http://t.co/Genthi3gms