Mayokun Samson

Mechatronics Engineer ⚙️ 🛠️ | ⚽ | 🌍

[VIEW @viewsoff]

Sardinia, Italy 🇮🇹

[Travel Vibes @_travel__vibes]

Venice, Italy 🇮🇹

[Brute Lesnar @BuddyNoLove]

Give me some adult shit to buy that changed your life. I would love a thread full of life hacks.

[Bàbájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁 @CRawkeen]

I tried to borrow some money from my babe one year and she reminded me of something I said to her jokingly.

There was a time she made pap and it didn't set. The whole thing was watery and she wanted to pour it away to make another one. So I said no, you don't have to waste it, it’s because it’s not done.

So I poured it into a pot and cooked it. In a few seconds, it thickened. And I said “It’s everything someone will be teaching you. Ordinary Ogi o”

She kept it in her mind. So that day, I needed funds to add up to clinch something and I asked her to lend me. She travelled back to that day and said “Shebi iwo mo ogi po” which means “You know how to make pap, don't you?”

I didn't see the correlation so I said okay? How does it relate? She said put table and chairs outside, be making pap and akara , in two days you will make the money

Apa mi de jabo

[Success O | Creative @thesuccesso_]

💕

[iyì @fauxtobii]

Mistakenly gave some dude wrong directions then ran after him to correct myself when I figured it out. Only for him to say “don’t know if I can trust you now”

[R #MourinhoOut @vinigham]

kylian mbappe wins you the games you would win without him.

[C. R. Wiley @crwiley1962]

I’ve been waiting for a goose to be taught a lesson by a little kid.

[James @_B_E_J_O_]

This is the funniest shit I've seen all day😭😭😭😭😭

[︎ ︎GómìnàOjóKan 🇳🇬 @tunnarmcniarr]

80’ Arsenal 1-1 Real Madrid

Arteta sub in Mikel Merino
Mourinho sub in Carlos Espi

[ire @ireaura]

you think you know a guy until you watch him watch football 😭

[Shri Raut @shriii_raut]

Always re-watch your favourite movies at different stages of your life. The plot never changes but your perspective does.

[Àgbàakin of Europe🇳🇬 🇪🇺 @powerfulbadeeu]

Nigeria 2020 Canada 2026

Aaye-Ekiti
Igboora
Otun-Ekiti
Otun-Ekiti

From FST, FUTA to Ontario, Canada
#Mendem

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

If you want to maintain healthy relationships in your life you have to learn how to reconcile the right way. When you mistreat or mishandle someone that you love and care about, apologize to them AND address the issue. Waiting for time to pass hoping it will get better is

[Mina Ibrahim @MinaFootball]

Football is sick cos what do you mean you won a treble as a player and 16 years later you’re managing that same team in a UCL vs the manager who lead you to that treble

[MANIC 😕 @YaYaMANIC]

This is frying me. I’ve never seen a baby look so fed up looool

[robert @robertxyo]

coitado do powerpoint, sempre sendo excluído

[BOKIT O SUCRE  @bkoscre]

C’est pour ça que je paye Twitter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ArnoldClips @ArnoldClips]

This is insane 😳

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Posing for pictures has to be the most basic thing I’m absolutely terrible at