Mayra

All that we see or seem is but a dream.

[gabby 🇵🇸 @gabbijuana]

CATHERINE O’HARA??????? NOOOOOO PLSS TELL ME ITS A LIE WHAT THE FUCK

[titlor swift @GAYLANDTOO]

catherine o’hara is dead at 71 and yet that man still fucking lives

[𝓀 ₊ ⊹ @kuntykentin]

LUCY YOU’RE SO FUCKING STUPID ISTG I CANT STAND YOU ANYMORE ? JUST TELL THE TRUTH TO BREE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO LET STEPHEN WIN #tellmelies #TellMeLies3

[Mayra @MayraMoschino]

Whoever filled the potholes on the Tobin going into Chelsea …. Your moms a hoe

[Mayra @MayraMoschino]

Taylor swift needs to be banned from any and all work out classes idc

[You Know the vibes 💯 @RonnieThaGreat]

Ya'll felt that too #earthquake

[Mayra @MayraMoschino]

Trying to figure out where it went wrong that I can’t make tortillas but I can make a strawberry reduction

[Mayra @MayraMoschino]

So they gon just stop doing parking lot flea markets now that I got big people money

[Limitless Life @LimitlessLif3]

Harsh truth

[Mayra @MayraMoschino]

Instead of Groundhog Day it should be has your pet started their spring/summer shed

[Mayra @MayraMoschino]

Nothing more deceiving than an Uber drivers picture

[Mayra @MayraMoschino]

Woke up thinking it was Friday to realize it’s only Tuesday

[Mayra @MayraMoschino]

Self check out needs to have an item limit

[Mayra @MayraMoschino]

When someone explains poker to me

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

my brain as soon as someone starts explaining card game rules to me

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

"i need to fix my sleeping schedule "

me at 3am:

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

What guys say What they end
they’re gonna do up actually doing
on Friday night on Friday night