Mayrie

Simple and sweet| Introvert| Trying to find my place in life 🌸🌺♥️

[Wuraholar💕 @Wuraholar2]

Boarding school accused me of sneaking out and called my dad. He came, asked one question: “Did you do it?” I said no.
He turned to the disciplinary committee and said, “Then my daughter didn't do it.” While other parents were beating their kids,

[Isiego.. @Isiego_]

Told my mom I want a chieftaincy title in our village. She said that ever since she’s known me, I’ve never had actual things to worry about apart from rubbish. Lmaooo, fairs🫠😭

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

Is this a controlling abusive boyfriend or just my 6 year old niece after i missed her facetime call???

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

For a couple of days my cat had been showing signs of dying, not drinking, not eating, sleeping and hiding. So I go to the vets today and the vet straight up said. "He looks like he got into a fight and he's depressed he lost, his vitals are fine"
I CANT WITH THIS CAT LMAOO

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

The audacity money givesssss is disgusting and I want it.

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

One time my dad took me to a check-up and the doctor told me happy birthday. My dad snapped "It's NOT her birthday." So the doctor silently handed him my chart while asking me how old I was. I said ten! 😁 and then I got in trouble. for not telling...my dad..about...my birthday

[💌 @notanarch1ve]

"of all the people who could've wished me a happy father's day, getting a call from you is always my favorite"

does this man know im supposed to be his ONLY CHILD ????

[Victoria Olamide👸😍❤️ @VikyInsights]

Today service was one of a kind. My Pastor ask! "Is there anyone here, You urgently need 10k to sort out a family matter, if this is you come out."

Everyone was quiet, Then suddenly a man stood up and said "since I lost my job, nothing as been the way it should be. all I need is ₦5,000 to buy food for my family. They haven't had anything to do eat since yesterday morning."

Then my pastor Responded do you believe there is nothing God cannot do. He said yes.... My pastor Request for his account number and send ₦1,200,000 to him. 200k to stuck his house with food and 1million to start something with his life.....

And that's how he was blessed. Isn't God wonderful 🎁🎈🎉

My Hightlight of Today's father's day celebration 💃

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

My 13 year old niece just posted this I’m on my knees 😭😭

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

Bank app: “Are you sure you want to make this transfer”

Me:

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

My neighbour said I no be God because I refused to grind for her😔

She usually comes to my apartment to grind things.

Two days ago, she sent her 5-year-old son to my place with something to grind.

The boy said, “Aunty, my mummy said make you grind this for her.”

I was shocked. I’m already letting them use my light to grind, and now I should still do the grinding myself?

So I told him, “Go tell your mummy aunty is busy.”

Yesterday evening, I greeted her outside, but she ignored me.

I greeted her again, and she said:

“Na solar you get, you no be God… solar wey man buy for you.”

I replied instantly:

“Your own husband no be man? Why he never buy solar for you?” 🧐

[ᥲshᥣᥱყ @arshxbt]

This security dey ask for who park black muscle downstairs with my plate number

he ask everybody beside me, e no ask me
Oya nau

[TRACEY 💕 @fw_traceyy]

we eventually get over people, and it's really nice

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

There’s this babe on IG, she has an illness that made her allergic to water, she doesn’t bath, she doesn’t drink water, infact she hasn’t drank water in years. She can’t even sweat or cry because her own tears gives her insane allergies. People are really going through a lot.😞💔

[khalifa @ishiaqu]

Be driving your sisters cars from time to time and drive; just drove my sisters own now, there's no break whatsoever😭

[𐙚‏۫ @cheirlotte]

this is just so cute 😭

[Daniel ( -🇵🇹 ) @General_D__]

E fit recognize you, make e no get strength too

[- @uche_xxi]

saw a sec school classmate just now, he didn’t recognize me i recognized him.
as he no recognize me i pass am oh, i no get strength this morning.

[Precious❤️‍🔥 @_Ola_sun_kanmi]

I used to beg my mummy to let me hawk.

I would cry and beg my mummy to let me hawk because I really envied people who were doing it. 🥹

And I specifically wanted to hawk pepper.

My mum is a market woman, so I used to see people hawking pepper around and I loved the idea.

She refused.

Then I thought maybe the problem was the pepper.

So I begged her to give me some of the clothes she was selling instead...so I could start my hawking business. 😭

She got so fed up that she told me to go and inform my daddy.

I did...

My dad just looked at me and told me to go and read my books.

That was how they k!!!!ed the business woman in me.🥹