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Neither perfect, Nor trying... Just accept me for who I pretend to be.

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People were not ignoring me enough in real life so I decided to join Twitter.

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@Priya_Menon And then you also complain about traffic?

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Games of games. #SacredGames #GameofThrones

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@pmgmumbai 15-20 a day for Mumbai population is leading to token for date after couple of months after standing in queue from early morning. We need more center's and/or more requests handling per day.

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@UIDAI Sure, will do.

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@IndiaPostOffice Mulund

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@UIDAI @ceo_uidai There are only 5 in Mulund, visited all of them and pretty much same answers. Per UIDAI search only 35 centers in all of Mumbai. Branch manager says they have no control or clue of Aadhar guy. Let banks charge certain service fee but at least make them responsible?

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When life gives you lemons, stop making stupid jokes out of it... Nobody laughs at them anymore! ;)

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Mia Khalifa's movies are great to documentaries on how Burj Khalifa was erected. :P
#ShilpaShettyReviews

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Ocean's movie series is a great way to teach kids Geography of the oceans.
#ShilpaShettyReviews

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@ICICIBank_Care Also, I don't see option to disable notifications in the app. Can you please suggest how to turn that off?

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@ICICIBank_Care Thanks, I have registered for that but why you have such a complicated form? I had hard time finding option on the site.

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The only mistake Modi made was not banning promotional messages from @ICICIBank and @Paytm before banning 500/1000 notes.
#DeMonetisation

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So demonetisation is impacting Rabi crop as well. Like ATM finder I'm planning to make 'Fantastic Wheats And Where To Find Them'

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Quantum Physics is easy... Try understanding life!

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When Mario's background score is by some South Indian movie artist. https://t.co/IqILNxaeAz

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Goes to ATM... Smartly punches in Rs 400 for withdrawal.
Machine gives a Rs 1000 note with message : "Keep the change"
#BlackMoney #WA

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Do not disturb... Busy, counting #BlackMoney

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@rut20 Kyarek loko ne invite bi kari levay

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Either a relationship lasts or a misunderstanding.

[QuiXilver @MayurManani]

The only thing I worry about is that I don't worry about anything. :(