May

Numbers cruncher/drink-slinger/film buff

[Pat Rothfuss @PatrickRothfuss]

Sequels are tricky things, especially when the original story was well-received. Just think of the reactions to the later Matrix movies.

Better yet, think how beloved Henson's Labyrinth was before the long-awaited continuation of Sarah's story came out in Requiem for a Dream.

[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

two teen girls asked me to take a pic of them & i said sure. then they handed me a disposable camera & then tried to show me how to use it. do not cite the deep magic to me witch. i was there when it was written

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

Happy Mother’s Day to all the women who were straight up lied to for years when they were told they couldn’t do their jobs from home after they had their kiddos. May you all be able to retain your WFH status if that’s what you want.

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

Paul Bettany saying variations of "Snitches End Up in Ditches" for two minutes is now my favorite Marvel video thank you goodbye. https://t.co/XMXBtxuqhT

[KY3 News @kytv]

BREAKING NEWS: FBI agents arrest Springfield, Mo. man wanted for involvement in Capitol riots: https://t.co/8jjlsmKwyx

[May @Mayylisssa]

Shovelling my driveway is literally the only time I've been jealous of my neighbors who have two teenage sons.

[May @Mayylisssa]

@jowrotethis Bill Paxton in Club Dread. Not a fan of the film but would rewatch to see his role as Coconut Pete.

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

Who is an actor perfectly cast giving a perfect performance in the perfect role in a nonetheless shite movie (or franchise)?

[Jordan Deeb @Jordan_Deeb]

GameStop sitting amongst Tesla and Amazon after reddit users make it a Fortune 500 company

[Krista Sharpe @KristajSharpe]

This is not funny and it’s not cool. As much as I’d love to say it doesn’t bother me, it does. It makes me feel like sh*t. Especially as VJ who is always alone. This still happens to female reporters everywhere and it needs to stop.

[3 Moon Magazine @3moonmagazine]

If you’ve created anything at all in 2020, you’re amazing.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Listen, Trumpland.

He told you Mexico would pay for the wall. It never got built.

He told you his healthcare plan was coming soon. Nothing.

He told you Covid would disappear. It infected 153K yesterday.

Now he says he’s got big evidence of election fraud.

You believe him?

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

The baddest mammer jammer in the galaxy and there’s simply no contest.

[Former FBI Deputy Director Nick Lutsko @NickLutsko]

Recently discovered I’ve been unfollowed by @chrissyteigen and wrote this song to cope

[May @Mayylisssa]

Nothing feels more peaceful than finishing the last load of laundry on Sunday night....come at me Monday

[May @Mayylisssa]

@jowrotethis Hard to beat Bon Jovi on a bar playlist 🤷😉

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

States that still allow the sale of AR-15s are falling all over themselves to ban flavored e-cigarettes. What a world, what a world.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The thing about people is, they're stupid.

[Claire McCaskill @clairecmc]

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