Mazz

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[Robin Rabbits @BrookeGanster]

Stonkbroker News #3: The Mutual Fun, Mommy Desk Edition

Intern #6399 @BadMommyMeta explains The Mutual Fun like you are five. Broker #664 @CTuska anchors. I translate.

Five clubs. One building. Your chair is your vote and your snack plate. StonkBrokers opens the door.

Read only. Nothing signed, nothing spent. Not financial advice.

[Mazz @Maz32333]

@CTuska @ZombieRob333 Fire

[TusK 🇺🇸🦅 🦍 @CTuska]

This shit is dope as hell 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

The Interns are here baby.

Clock TF In

Bravo @ZombieRob333 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Mazz @Maz32333]

@CTuska @Lysss302 good article

[TusK 🇺🇸🦅 🦍 @CTuska]

Take a dive into the Intern Desks.

I need to create a Desk myself.

Thank you @Lysss302 great job 🔥🔥🔥

Clock In ⏰️

[Mazz @Maz32333]

@BoredOsaka1 @CTuska new intern? 🤠

[Bored Osaka 🇯🇵 @BoredOsaka1]

The beginning of stages of working with my Broker. Clocked The F-In with @CTuska

[Mazz @Maz32333]

I’ve been studying the StonkBrokers infrastructure, Anvil AMM, activation, Clock In drops, and how the broker actually works as an on-chain desk, not just a JPEG.

If you commit an Intern to one of your StonkBrokers, I’m in for the long hold. I won’t treat it as a flip. I’ll stay active on the timeline, learn the product, post the mechanics clearly, and help other committed brokers get seen.

Give me a shot at the GC. I’ll show up every day.

Clock In.

[TusK 🇺🇸🦅 🦍 @CTuska]

I will also always keep my eye on the timeline. I am not against adding additional Interns down the road.

Stay active, learn about the StonkBrokers Infrastructure, post about it & you will be seen.

Not only by myself, but by other committed StonkBrokers

As always Clock In

[TusK 🇺🇸🦅 🦍 @CTuska]

Im going over a few more things on my end.

Once I commit to an Intern, I am committing to never selling that StonkBroker.

Give me a bit longer.

A few Interns are in the works, for the others, I will create an X group chat for my final on-boarding.

Stay tuned and Clock In

[Mazz @Maz32333]

@CTuska Clock in

[TusK 🇺🇸🦅 🦍 @CTuska]

You're not going to want to miss this one!

Clock In

[Bored Osaka 🇯🇵 @BoredOsaka1]

Interns be interning @ClutchMarkets

[SimpleFarmer @OxSimpleFarmer]

STORMM will allow for leverage trading without liquidations.

If we want to become the Hyperliquid of stock token options trading we need deep liquidity, and now Decentralized Options have their decentralized liquidity routing and market making infrastructure ready with Stonkbrokers Smart LP, training the community as we build towards the launch.

The final step is ensuring CFTC and SEC pathways for approved smart contracts for these Robinhood Chain stock tokens, namely as stated by @HesterPeirce

“Truly decentralized systems that are driven by autonomous software… do not need an exemption”

The current infrastructure of STORMM is based around passive decentralized smart contracts/autonomous software.

[SimpleFarmer @OxSimpleFarmer]

Tomorrow I show you how $STONKBROKER holders start getting paid $STONKBROKER/$ETH premiums for staking into options vaults and allowing for trading with leverage against those vaults and how we will make these vaults available for Stock Tokens on Robinhood Chain as well.

First we learn something new using a new primitive.

European options. Single serving. Leverage without liquidations.

The warm up lap for STORMM.

[StonkBrokers @ClutchMarkets]

Big week for StonkBrokers.

Broker rewards are up 156.4% over the past 7 days, with $297,457 in total broker rewards this past week.

Plus $10 million in stock token trading volume via our StockFi suite and $1.7 million in lifetime rewards on Robinhood Chain.

[Mazz @Maz32333]

@CTuska Clocked In.

I want an Intern because I actually want to learn the desk, not just to flex an NFT.

I’ve been following StonkBrokers / Clutch / SimpleFarmer and how Interns sit next to a real Broker, take a cut of Clock In, and climb the ladder. That’s the part I care about.

What I’ll bring:
Daily presence and useful replies.
Content / breakdowns / onboarding help for new people.
Fast learner who will actually use the tools (Intern Desk, Smart LP, Clock In).

I’m not looking for a free bag. I’m looking for a seat next to someone already deep in it so I can earn the next one.

Ready to clock in whenever you open the next desk.🤠

[TusK 🇺🇸🦅 🦍 @CTuska]

Im going over a few more things on my end.

Once I commit to an Intern, I am committing to never selling that StonkBroker.

Give me a bit longer.

A few Interns are in the works, for the others, I will create an X group chat for my final on-boarding.

Stay tuned and Clock In

[Mazz @Maz32333]

@CTuska 😂😂😂😂

[Mazz @Maz32333]

@CTuska great interns

[TusK 🇺🇸🦅 🦍 @CTuska]

We are going to see a lot of this today.

Clock In