Maz Maszlag

Long suffering West Ham fan. Loves Poker, Music and eating out with my family

[Maz Maszlag @MazAndyMaz]

@adamtranter @Telegraph Considering cyclists make up only 1% of road use compared to 99% of motorists who use the road network in the UK. This comment is a bit misleading.

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@LucyTCWife By Ek, I'm off to feed the whippets & set the homing pigeons off for a flight. Then it's back home for chips n gravy and a black pudding supper in a barm cake with a pint of Broon Ale or Theakstons Peculiar! Cheers 🤣

[Maz Maszlag @MazAndyMaz]

@NotFarLeftAtAll No way. We never fell off a cliff like the remainders said. In face we are doing better than most of the other EU countries. And when we become fully sovereign at some point 🤞 we will thrive 😊

[Maz Maszlag @MazAndyMaz]

200x3 & 400x3! There's your answer! Duh 👌

[Maz Maszlag @MazAndyMaz]

@BasilTheGreat @Telegraph With unemployed up to 1.81 million, that's a great idea! Fookin Baffon! 😡

[Maz Maszlag @MazAndyMaz]

@BenStiller Never go full cancelled! 😂

[Maz Maszlag @MazAndyMaz]

@Geniustechw Absolutely not. I love it 😍

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@MmisterNobody Giggity Giggity! 😂

[Maz Maszlag @MazAndyMaz]

@OliLondonTV Get a backbone ya pussy. I will be going to the USA twice this year and I will probably enjoy it more knowing bell ends like you & your ilk won't be there 🇺🇸🇬🇧

[Maz Maszlag @MazAndyMaz]

@ClownWorld Don Lemon is a special kind of stupid 🙄

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@StandUpForFact Fuck No! Anywhere else please. I'd suggest somewhere cold so you won't melt, ya snowflake!

[Maz Maszlag @MazAndyMaz]

@AntiWokeMemes Don't let the door hit you in the Mangina on your way out! 😂

[Maz Maszlag @MazAndyMaz]

@AntSpeaks Commie 🛎️🔚

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@ArtemisBSG @PressSec

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@jk_rowling The only thing remotely masculine about you is your pseudonym 😉

[Maz Maszlag @MazAndyMaz]

@WestHam My Boy & I will be doing our usual, almost 4 hour trip to The Stadium to watch our beloved West Ham. It would be great to get a win, especially against the Spuds! COYI ⚒️⚒️⚒️

[Maz Maszlag @MazAndyMaz]

@jk_rowling It will soon be that trans women will win everything in the world of women's sport, not because they are women but because they are biological men. Which physiologically means men generally have larger hearts, larger lungs, less body fat, and more muscle mass than women!

[Maz Maszlag @MazAndyMaz]

@jk_rowling John Oliver is what you get when you order Ben Elton off Temu! 🤔

[Maz Maszlag @MazAndyMaz]

@jk_rowling Being 60 is great. When I turned 60 last year, I decided to go on a holiday every month for a year. 5 down & 7 to go & to be honest, I'll probably not stop at 12. Life is for living & 60 is the new 30! 😁

[Maz Maszlag @MazAndyMaz]

@TRUMP_ARMY_ @elonmusk If @elonmusk can get rid of 80% of X employees and still function well, I'm sure he can do just as good a job with the US Government. Good luck from across the pond 🤞🇺🇸🇬🇧