Maz Carter

🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶 TEQUILA

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

[on the phone] yeah we were gonna rage against the dying of the light later if you’re down [switches phone to other ear] you’re what? hold on [covers phone] this dipshit’s going gentle into that good night

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

today’s vibe

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

It's scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

it’s lowkey funny how thunder only happens when it’s raining like..and mind you players only love you when they’re playin :/

[meeka @MeekyBlinders]

aspartame will not give me cancer because diet coke can sense I'm pure of heart

[rue • @piggyk098]

jennifer coolidge is sooo😭😭😭

[DOZA🧐 @lil_doza]

Legend 🫡

[schizzy ☆ @crybabybuick]

Why was I talking people out of suicide at age 12

[mars ᢉ𐭩 @Ahafurii]

“you let your cat sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court

[yammi @sighyam]

NEW Moo Deng POV just dropped

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

catelyn stark: “i want my family back”

mellisandre and stannis subplot:

[han🌿 @edenslithered]

my work day

[Just Jeanzier - Unreal era @ThatJeanGuy]

✨️UNREAL UNEARTH ANNIVERSARY GIVEAWAY✨️

Hey Hozitwt! Giveaway is finally here!

What you get:
-A copy of Unreal Unearth (Special Edition Burnt Clay vinyl)
-A frame for it
-Surprise Hozi postcard
-Handmade bracelet (Francesca)

Rules and more info below!

[T*nner @mulhlland_drive]

What happened nutritionally in the past three days can never happen again

[collin duddy @LoboExplosivo]

this what a drunk cig feels like

[maddie ✧˖° @chappellovebot]

i’m too high for this

[Big Ron @kaonde_king]

Me going to the job I prayed for.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Explaining to your friends in manual labour that the emails beat the hell out of you today

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

One day you’re hot, young and fun and the next you’re a little too into the NYT mini crossword