Courtney Mazonis

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

today is the only day you can retweet this..

[✮LAUREN LABLUE✮ @lauren_lablue]

one mans “i’m not ready” is another mans “she’s exactly who i’ve prayed for”

[meraki @edrielnacario]

CEO of disappearing and ignoring people when I'm not in the mood.

[rachel ☆👼🏼🤍 @hi_mynameisrach]

criminal minds is one of the best shows to ever be created and i stand by that

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

every day I wake up and say “I’m tired of this grandpa” and every day the universe says “that’s too damn bad”

[Courtney Mazonis @MazonisCourtney]

My dumbass went outside to clean the snow off my car in crocs. I love it

[Courtney Mazonis @MazonisCourtney]

Sleeping all day after 3 12’s is a form of self care

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Whoever has my voodoo doll can you please get that bitch an iced coffee

[Courtney Mazonis @MazonisCourtney]

Not my dad trying on Woman’s jackets in the middle of Burlington because he wanted to make sure my mom would like how it fits/feels 🥺🥺

[OfficialJayKing @__JayyKing]

Dear UPS, USPS, FedEx, & Amazon employees..

Thank you.

[Courtney Mazonis @MazonisCourtney]

@kaitlyncorkell Thanks babe ❤️

[Shameless @SHO_Shameless]

Oh, fuck. They’re back. 🎬
#Shameless FINAL Season shooting now.

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

the ultimate sorority of them all is RN, BSN

[Call Her Daddy @callherdaddy]

“Sussy fuckin cream cheese cooking for her man waiting for him to come home so she can suck his dick. SUSSY GET UR OWN LIFE BITCH HE’S CHEATING ON YOU!!!!” #EP91 #goLISTEN

[M @malorriie]

Did your parents tell you the sound of thunder was from God bowling or are you normal ???