WinstonsMama💛

BA in History, living with endometriosis, and in horror on a daily basis witnessing the corruption of the United States government

[WinstonsMama💛 @MazyWinston93]

I just realized I’m spending like $400 a month on pet food. I could have so much makeup money if I wasn’t rescuing all the animals in the neighborhood. 😭🤣

[WinstonsMama💛 @MazyWinston93]

I’m officially at that age where I have napkins in my pocket. I don’t know how we got here.

[WinstonsMama💛 @MazyWinston93]

Grief is crazy because realizing that you’ve been missing someone for just as long as you have them is devastating.

[WinstonsMama💛 @MazyWinston93]

I’m having such a bad time and growing up is realizing that part of it is the consequences of my own choices 😭

[𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲. @graciell__]

"How do you handle stressful situations??"

Me:

[WinstonsMama💛 @MazyWinston93]

I’m going to need dog training classes. I have monsters in my home.

[WinstonsMama💛 @MazyWinston93]

It should be a crime to have to read the names of Native American tribes without any resources on how to find the correct pronunciations. The kids had to wait so that Ms. C could look each up in the readings and I was embarrassed 😭

[WinstonsMama💛 @MazyWinston93]

I’m a mean lady sometimes and I really don’t know how to change that

[WinstonsMama💛 @MazyWinston93]

Today I’m thanking the universe for making sure I held on until I could breathe again. Today there was joy and I’m so grateful 😭

[WinstonsMama💛 @MazyWinston93]

If one more person asks me for money I’m literally gonna lose my mind. 🫩

[WinstonsMama💛 @MazyWinston93]

I was stressed out because Paramount was removing the twilight series and then I find out it’s moving to Netflix and now I don’t have to watch it with ads 🤩🥳🤣

[WinstonsMama💛 @MazyWinston93]

It would be super cool if I could just evaporate 🫥

[WinstonsMama💛 @MazyWinston93]

@jamesseodesk @WrestlingNewsCo They are bruises from Botox, she says it in the video.