Mazy Yap

Product person. Intrigued by problems we haven't solved and discoveries we haven't made.

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Apartment hunting in LA makes me want to throw up.

It’s either $3400 for a nice and new tiny box OR $1600 for a large (brown) carpeted place that has been ignored since the 70s with no parking no AC and no laundry on site.

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I rewatched ACCEPTED with @daxshepard right after I watched Operation Varsity Blues and it hits different.

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@Ry3Dunn My internal monologue duh.

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@mindykaling Can I get your help sharing the message and saving Boston's Chinatown?

I know y'all Cambridgers don't like coming over to the other side of the river, but come through anyway in the spirit of #AAPIHeritageMonth 🙃

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This #AAPIHeritageMonth Let's start taking care of each other. Let's preserve the culture, heritage, and community of our beloved Chinatown in the @CityOfBoston.

#stopasianhate #AAPI
https://t.co/FgTrWhp2ph

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We could use some help spreading the word. Let's preserve our Chinatown! @MassGovernor @Kim_Janey @nina_liang @tackeychan @wutrain

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And here's a version in Cantonese (my mother tongue): https://t.co/OItKJdEnUj

#StopAsianHate #AAPIHeritageMonth #AAPI

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So I was rewatching The NeverEnding Story, and this is Artax the horse drowning in the “Swamp of Sadness” because sorrow is like quicksand that’s keeping him stuck.

Guess we WERE taught about depression in the 80s after all 🤯??

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After spending hours online, I realize I have no idea how to freshen up my wardrobe...

Like, is leisurewear acceptable for all occasions now or do I still need real pants at some point?

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Movies with full orchestral music always hit me right in the nostalgia

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I’ve been thinking of coming back to Twitter after like a 4ish year hiatus, since you know, watching the dumpster fire burn gets kinda exhausting.

So, #pepperoni 🍕was a trending topic yesterday.

Feels safe to come back?

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Also, does that imply that I...live in a country club??

Because that was right over my apartment building.

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Almost spat out my drink 💦.

What a way to announce a new album, @LanaDelRey!

#ChemTrailsOverTheCountryClub

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@LanaDelRey Smoke signal received from my living room.
Almost spat out my drink. Hi @LanaDelRey 🙋🏻‍♀️!

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@RealCarlosAmaya @CrazyMgmtCons Thanks Carlos, 🤷🏻‍♀️ hope you liked the 🥔

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Quality public service. Thanks JJ.

[JJ aka Tony Soprano’s Beige House @TheRealKafka]

I’ve done the research. No news story about pepperonis, no common thread, just a lot of people talking about pepperoni.

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Did everyone else know this was happening to Britney and Megan in real time?

Because I didn't until the documentary/interview, and like WOW.

[Sam 🇭🇹 @hoodcuIture]

I’m glad we get to see things like the Britney Spears documentary and the Harry and Meghan interview happening. It’s time that we widely acknowledge that these institutions use the media to rip women apart for entertainment

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I quit my job, and of course the first thing I needed to do was MAKE A SLIDE ABOUT MY TIME OFF.

I can explain though. Here are some words I wrote about what I'm doing: https://t.co/egbbxW1kXi

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[ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover @NASAPersevere]

Hello, world. My first look at my forever home. #CountdownToMars