Vinnie Mazzetti

[Vinnie Mazzetti @MazzettiVinnie]

TO ALL GBC MEMBERS:
Make sure you banter and dab tonight

[Vinnie Mazzetti @MazzettiVinnie]

I just bought today's issue of GBC news - can anyone confirm this story???

[Vinnie Mazzetti @MazzettiVinnie]

Shout out to the LGBT fans of the GBC. I ain't got no problem with it, maybe you like your espresso with a little cream. Who am I to judge? Bada bing, bada boom.

[Vinnie Mazzetti @MazzettiVinnie]

I can't believe anthony joshua stole my ring walk what the fuck

[Vinnie Mazzetti @MazzettiVinnie]

🚨 NEW PRODUCT ALERT! 🚨
Mazzetti Bianco Speciale White Condiment- now in your local branch of Tesco!!!!
What is it? Nobody knows! All we know is its a white condiment of some kind. Vinegar, probably! Buy it at Tesco TODAY!!!

[Vinnie Mazzetti @MazzettiVinnie]

New in tesco: Mazzetti organic vinegar!
For the vegan or hippie in your life. Its the same shit we just put it in a different bottle, but don't tell them!
Available in all good tescos near you! Insist on Mazzetti balsamic vinegar for all your cooking needs!
#MakeEveryMealSpecial

[Vinnie Mazzetti @MazzettiVinnie]

This stupid blue rat came into mazzetti spaghetti last week and asked for a chilli dog. He only had this green glowing rock to pay with. I thought it was uranium at first, but I guess it was another chaos emerald. I'm a lucky guy! #SecondChaosEmerald #ChaosControl

[Vinnie Mazzetti @MazzettiVinnie]

What's everyone's favorite meal to order at Mazzetti Spaghetti?

[Vinnie Mazzetti @MazzettiVinnie]

Proud to announce my new range of Mazzetti balsamic vinegars! For a limited time only get your bottle for only £7.45 if you have a tesco clubcard! Ideal for gourmet dishes! #MazzettiVinegar #Tesco #Gourmet

[Vinnie Mazzetti @MazzettiVinnie]

Startin' my journey to collect all the chaos emeralds today. Wish me luck, I'll keep you all posted. #badabingbadaboom

[Vinnie Mazzetti @MazzettiVinnie]

Sending thoughts and prayers to @Bagstock_GBC as he battles the clap. Stay strong brother. 🙏 😔

[Vinnie Mazzetti @MazzettiVinnie]

During the brain surgery the doctors discovered I didn't actually have CTE like they thought. Turns out I was actually just possessed by a djinn.

[Vinnie Mazzetti @MazzettiVinnie]

Going for brain surgery today, wish me luck! 🍀 🤞 ✂ 🧠

[Vinnie Mazzetti @MazzettiVinnie]

Just had a brain scan and yes indeed I do seem to have chronic traumatic encephalopathy

[Vinnie Mazzetti @MazzettiVinnie]

@BigLazzer Hey Larry, what you spendin' Paulie's inheritance money on now? Aduzipazz!

[Larry Mazzetti @BigLazzer]

Hey, y'all. I've been hard at work on this latest song for ya. I took inspiration from the early GBC days. Peace y'all ✌️ @Bagstock_GBC @Candlewick69 https://t.co/mU3SmplPHw

[Vinnie Mazzetti @MazzettiVinnie]

I am pleased to announce that I can now do 23 push ups
If you compare this to my previous 17 push ups I could do when I boxed the reaper, this means I am now 35% stronger than I was during that fight.
My next opponent better watch out

[Vinnie Mazzetti @MazzettiVinnie]

https://t.co/Qh9Q9M7dxQ

[Vinnie Mazzetti @MazzettiVinnie]

I got beat by the better man today. Good shit to my opponent.

What's next for ol' Vinnie? Not too sure. I'll have to train part time now while I work at the pizzeria. Today wasn't my day, but maybe one day I'll get another shot.

Thanks to all my supporters. I'll be back. 🇮🇹🇮🇹