@JordansCereals Hey, Mr Jordan, you convince me to slide into your DM's and then ghost me? I didn't think you were one of those guys, I thought you were different. It hurts.
I'm not sure how I've offended you Mr. Jordan but someone's been a tad aggressive with your strawberry stuff. Is it because I bought @AlpenMuesliSA the last time I did a big shop? I was made to! You know you're the only guy for me Mr J! @JordansCereals
Once my dad bought me and my mom cute little boxes and I was like โhow did you know weโd like this?โ and he said, very earnestly, โone thing Iโve learned in my life is that girls and women like little boxes to put things inโ and itโs stuck with me ever since
Drunken Joe said to me last night, 'at least with us being older and getting married we're too old to start again if we don't get on so we may as well just stick with each other'
With the sad news today the enevitable suicide awareness posts are circulating again. While that's great and you mean well why not check in with people once in a while instead of asking them to get in touch when they're at breaking point. #Provetheyarentalone#ItsOkNotToBeOk
Love is: arguing with each other over who's to blame for something, bother muttering 'c**t' at each other as you walk off then giggling because you both heard the other person mutter at you.
He was still in the wrong obvs.
@rickygervais@netflix I watched #Derek after I'd watched #Afterlife (and that after #humanity) and you now have a life long fan in me Mr Gervais. Side note, the Extras episode with Kate Winslet had us side ache laughing.