Mazzle

Animal lover, now the proud owner of a people puppy. Love a dad joke.

[Mazzle @Mazzienoodle]

#TikTok https://t.co/tveu8v1Hp4

#CostOfLiving #jonathanpie #strikes

[Mazzle @Mazzienoodle]

@JordansCereals Hey, Mr Jordan, you convince me to slide into your DM's and then ghost me? I didn't think you were one of those guys, I thought you were different. It hurts.

[Mazzle @Mazzienoodle]

I'm not sure how I've offended you Mr. Jordan but someone's been a tad aggressive with your strawberry stuff. Is it because I bought @AlpenMuesliSA the last time I did a big shop? I was made to! You know you're the only guy for me Mr J! @JordansCereals

[Mazzle @Mazzienoodle]

@JordansCereals @AlpenMuesliSA Well it was you that slid into my DM's last time Mr J, I suppose I can return the favour

[Mazzle @Mazzienoodle]

@maepoulson @dan_poulson Yep. That's a definite penis

[Mazzle @Mazzienoodle]

@vlh0130 😂😂😂

[Blair Braverman @BlairBraverman]

Once my dad bought me and my mom cute little boxes and I was like “how did you know we’d like this?” and he said, very earnestly, “one thing I’ve learned in my life is that girls and women like little boxes to put things in” and it’s stuck with me ever since

[Mazzle @Mazzienoodle]

Binge watching #AfterLife S2. I've laughed and cried and I can't breathe through my nose anymore. I'm going to need a few days to recover from this.

[Mazzle @Mazzienoodle]

Shout out to all the panicking self employed people at the moment. I've got no words of encouragement but you're not on your own 👍🏼

[Mazzle @Mazzienoodle]

Drunken Joe said to me last night, 'at least with us being older and getting married we're too old to start again if we don't get on so we may as well just stick with each other'

[Mazzle @Mazzienoodle]

With the sad news today the enevitable suicide awareness posts are circulating again. While that's great and you mean well why not check in with people once in a while instead of asking them to get in touch when they're at breaking point. #Provetheyarentalone #ItsOkNotToBeOk

[Mazzle @Mazzienoodle]

Love is: arguing with each other over who's to blame for something, bother muttering 'c**t' at each other as you walk off then giggling because you both heard the other person mutter at you.

He was still in the wrong obvs.

[Mazzle @Mazzienoodle]

@LeanneHancock85 Joe is the same! Without the wedding ring 🤔

[Mazzle @Mazzienoodle]

@antisociable_ I've seen this look many a time 😂

[Mazzle @Mazzienoodle]

Newly engaged and watching back to back Don't Tell the Bride because why wouldn't you want to sit and freak yourself out

[Mazzle @Mazzienoodle]

Survived 5 years with my other half as of today. Not sure who deserves the medal

[Mazzle @Mazzienoodle]

@rickygervais @netflix I watched #Derek after I'd watched #Afterlife (and that after #humanity) and you now have a life long fan in me Mr Gervais. Side note, the Extras episode with Kate Winslet had us side ache laughing.

[Mazzle @Mazzienoodle]

My hearts in my mouth! #WorldCup2019

[Mazzle @Mazzienoodle]

I have some smashing mates @antisociable_ @vlh0130

[Mazzle @Mazzienoodle]

😍😍😍

[Michael Loftman @michael_loftman]

Failure + Perseverance = Success