Mazzy

welcome to the Salty Spitoon how tough are ya

[Mazzy @MazzyMoore30]

Officially pregnant enough that there’s nothing stopping people from commenting on it. Nothing rude yet but stay tuned

[Mazzy @MazzyMoore30]

The craziest part of The Office is that Michael isn’t responsible of hiring Erin

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*Laykin every 90 seconds* “what doing?” *doesn’t wait for you to finish your answer* “OHH”

[Mazzy @MazzyMoore30]

My issue with clowns isn’t being “afraid” of them it’s more like what kind of grown man is getting all dressed up to make kids feel some type of way? Same thing with mall Santa. Oh just a random man having children sit on his lap all day long. Yep sounds super normal

[Mazzy @MazzyMoore30]

Heating pads are so sexy

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Laykin’s a sleep talker with a toddler vocabulary so when I’m up to pee at 3am the monitor goes “a cow! Mooooo”
And then silence

[Mazzy @MazzyMoore30]

@JennaMariaHayes Omg what are they called

[Mazzy @MazzyMoore30]

Last night I woke up at midnight to me turning the bedroom lights on and I KNOW the reason was to look for Laykin? Who was asleep in his room? So wtf? I’m afraid of going to sleep now

[Mazzy @MazzyMoore30]

Thank you doctor take two of these 🖕🏼🖕🏼 and call me in the morning

[Mazzy @MazzyMoore30]

Being an adult and having really serious conversations on what they could be building down the road. They put new paint on the building yesterday and my dreams of a Dutch Bros were shattered

[Mazzy @MazzyMoore30]

The funny part of having given birth to a nearly 9 pound baby is I see brand new babies out in public and I’m not even exaggerating when I think.. my baby was never that small

[Mazzy @MazzyMoore30]

There’s not much more I want from life than to have a public comment section on Facebook marketplace

[Mazzy @MazzyMoore30]

Laykin’s 18 months old and I’m still sleeping when the baby sleeps

[Mazzy @MazzyMoore30]

Having anxiety about things I won’t even have to deal with until next year 🙂

[Mazzy @MazzyMoore30]

@beccacoleman8 100% and then I still have bad feelings for even having to remember the episode exists

[Mazzy @MazzyMoore30]

If you watch the Scott’s Tots episode there’s something wrong with your brain

[Mazzy @MazzyMoore30]

Me so happy to see Laykin after being gone all night
Laykin: MILK!!

[Mazzy @MazzyMoore30]

@beccacoleman8 So hot

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Found a grey hair today 🙂

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Hey @tjwadd I wanna FaceTime and giggle about nothing and everything. I love you