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@Colleen_Parker2 @Hertz Yeah what gives @Hertz? My company is contracted with you guys but no more after this display of embarrassment. #NayNay #neveragain #CustomerService #embarrassment #ShameOnYou

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Conflicted like an affliction t-shirt. #edhardy

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@Jenna_Marbles Love you gal! In a world full of Aries stay Virgo fam! #virgang

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@Jenna_Marbles when you’re trending on bing news because “making my dog a bed out of soap” is a thing lol. https://t.co/LP129Fnzak

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@MeanStreetsOMA when OPD low key promotes your mixtape.

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When you low key know you’re the favorite child. #sorrynotsorry #blessed #siblingrivalry

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I entered a giveaway for a chance to win "Soundsmith Premium Guitar Capo - Designed For..." by SoundSmith. https://t.co/dHua4PIymy #giveaway

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WANT HEALTHIER COOKING? HUFTGOLD TITANIUM FRY PAN IS A GOOD CHOICE. CHECK OUT THIS https://t.co/Ow0Uc9NC6g https://t.co/gRQsMdv9Xi #giveaway

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I entered a giveaway for a chance to win "Oda Kitchen Professional Blender - Commercia..." by ODA Kitchen. https://t.co/hzEuTPo1NT #giveaway

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Vaginas are hot pockets of stank. #gross #ewww #NoThanks #HellNo

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@carlyincontro I'm not sure costco does brand deals lol #momstuff

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Either someone's smoking some dank ass weed. Or a skunk just sprayed some dank ass fire. #weed #dank #skunk #lit #mystery #smokeweedeveryday

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Got a fidget spinner yesterday, now I think I might have to go to rehab. #addicted #fidgetspinner #IHateMyself

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Fuck you Michael Pencil. #WalkoutND https://t.co/LMLI5mBJMD

[ABC News @ABC]

Group of Notre Dame students walk out on VP Mike Pence during commencement speech. https://t.co/KFQdastqYX

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People on Instagram be like #nofilter (clearly uses filter) #fakeassbitch #instafail #instafake #instakarma #Instagram

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Bill O'Reilly looks like an older more miserable Tom Hanks. #RunForrest #OReillyFactor

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Days of our lives the only show where your character can die 300 times but still come back to life. #Days #Suspense #Drama #Stefano #really

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Chloe's always fucking worried. Like take a xanax B. We got problems too. #Days #Drama #WheresWill https://t.co/Jv9J8PX2ID

[Days of our Lives @DaysPeacock]

Chloe is worried about Brady's health. #DAYS

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@Colleen_Parker2 https://t.co/q12JjeXGmK

[Omaha World-Herald @OWHnews]

Luke Bryan to perform at a Nebraska farm https://t.co/Yk0IVSQtYm

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Remind your friends who support Trump that the press only reports the news. Donald Trump is doing this to himself.