Mbactalks📚

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[Mbactalks📚 @MbacJunior]

I just pray make haaland no carry HIV ..............Bro went three rounds
And he's still going for more 😂💔

[ĸolαde @twitgameboy]

IF YOU DON BROKE PATAPATA, RETWEET!!

[Mbactalks📚 @MbacJunior]

Fuck una no tell me say na so e dey be 😂💔

[Mbactalks📚 @MbacJunior]

@FabrizioRomano @ChelseaFC this is your chance abeg ooo

[URGLY GRAMM🍃 @UrglyGramm]

My guy, try build your account ooo. 😂

I buy something worth 200k, na so the vendor begin dey whine me for like 2 days. I just laugh ask am, You know me? If you know me, you no go dey play this kind game with me. Go search UrglyGramm.

She no reply. Few minutes later, mama come dey beg me say make I no vex, say she no know say I get motion. 😂

Na so I vex tell am make she keep the first 200k, I send another ₦200k make she send my order sharp sharp.

Omo, na so she carry the order come my house by herself. Bruh, crazy motion. 😂😂🔥

[Giovanni Ifedi-Williams @TheGiovannis]

These Police Officers just parked me at Bolade, Oshodi, pointed guns at me, and forced me to transfer N100,000 them. When my bank app showed "exceeded transfer limit", they dragged me to a nearby POS to do it with my card.

They initially demanded 150k each.
They were 4 in number.

These are the names I could copy:
Francis Adekunle
2087495551
Kuda

Friday Ikpe
9136237110
Okay

This is the phone number of the notorious Officer Friday Ikpe 09136237110. I got it from his opay

@PoliceNG @BenHundeyin @Princemoye1

Please my mutuals, if you see this on your TL, help repost or tag other relevant authorities until these criminals are apprehended.

[Mbactalks📚 @MbacJunior]

@senshi_real Hi

[Mbactalks📚 @MbacJunior]

@MMalagies Amen

[Mbactalks📚 @MbacJunior]

@Dearme2_ AMEN

[Mbactalks📚 @MbacJunior]

@niyetsel HELLO PATRICK

[Jaylene🐰 @playmatejaylene]

The first trillionaire in human history

- Elon Musk
- Born in South Africa
- Bullied relentlessly as a kid
- Immigrated to North America
- Arrived with a backpack and a dream
- Built Zip2 with his brother
- Sold it 4 years later for $300 million
- Co-founded PayPal with the profits
- Revolutionised digital payments
- Sold PayPal to eBay for $1.5 billion
- Bet everything on Tesla and SpaceX
- Got mocked for electric cars
- Got laughed at for reusable rockets
- Nearly went bankrupt in 2008
- Kept building anyway
- Turned Tesla into the world’s most valuable automaker
- Made EVs mainstream and transformed the automotive industry
- Made reusable rockets a reality
- Reduced the cost of reaching space by 95%
- Sparked the modern commercial space race
- Built Starlink and connected millions around the world to high-speed internet
- Turned SpaceX into the most valuable private company in history
- Bought Twitter for $44 billion
- The world said he overpaid
- He was called reckless, stupid & crazy
- Advertisers fled, media declared it dead
- Critics called it the worst acquisition in tech history
- Renamed it 𝕏
- Rebuilt the platform anyway
- Turned it into one of the most influential platforms on Earth
- Launched xAI and accelerated the global AI race
- Sent astronauts to space
- Is trying to get humans to mars
- Created millions of jobs
- Generated hundreds of billions in value
- Inspired an entire generation of builders

Before:
- Failed repeatedly
- Worked insane hours
- Slept in factories and offices
- Got bullied, laughed at and mocked
- Constantly told “it’s impossible”
- Kept building anyway
- Made it possible

Today:
- Richest person on Earth
- First trillionaire in human history
- Largest IPO in history $1.77 trillion

Most people quit when the world laughs at them.

Elon Musk built the future instead.

Love him or hate him…

Nobody has changed more industries in a single lifetime.

Payments. Cars. Energy. Space. Social Media. Communications. AI.

History won’t remember the people who said it couldn’t be done.

It will remember the people who did it anyway.

Congratulations Elon.
The first trillionaire. 🚀

[Mbactalks📚 @MbacJunior]

@LumenX_ Amen

[Mbactalks📚 @MbacJunior]

@thenihiin Lord please do it for me

[Mbactalks📚 @MbacJunior]

@Esmart26 You don't know the meaning of gamble ooo you think say na sporty bet ? You don hear of casino e get where you go win jackpot reach owner fit pursue you

[Mbactalks📚 @MbacJunior]

@official_Gegeh You go cry nor worry for this thing wey you talk so

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hitler was a socialist, therefore all socialists are Hitler

[Mbactalks📚 @MbacJunior]

@MrBeast Wow I can literally win this

[JUST KINGS @JustKingss]

If this appears on your timeline just repost it.

#EndPoliceBrutality ✊🏾

[Mbactalks📚 @MbacJunior]

You can teach the opposite gender, but you see anything related to sex them be expert 😂💔. Who disvirgin me na use e own hand put am 😂😂😂

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

Something real special for the fans in LA . 😇 see you soon 😍😍❤️🦅

[Hommie_🦍🇬🇭🇺🇸 @Niii_Bortey]

When she breaks up with you on WhatsApp and WhatsApp asks you to rate the call