I am sure as we speak, Mama Dorcas Rigathi is crisscrossing the living room, mumbling things under her breath as truthful men sits with his feet on the table, insisting he did nothing wrong. “Of course, you didn’t,” she finally says, sitting across from him. (1/9)
“Si I call you kesho tuongee, babes?” because Nabii just walked into the room while on the phone with Kindiki, saying, “Lakini hii Soprano yako ni ya deputy president kweli? Itabidi utafute bass, my friend, sijui kama tunaelewana? (7/8)
“All you did is make me a laughing stock. Wamama wangu wa Chama ntawaambia nini sasa? Niambie, Geoffrey, Mr. Truthful men!” The DP sips his coffee and gives one of his sons that look that says he will send him to Baba if he dares touch that remote. (2/9)
Today there is a former CS who will be elbowed in the ribs while trying to touch his mamaa, who is suddenly the breadwinner. She will remind him that unlike jobless people she won’t mention, she actually had a busy day and deserve to rest
Raila was married to our parents. The spell was binding. But what he does not understand, or fails to see, is that his relationship with Gen Z's is purely a situationship. It's an open relationship, and we hate to break the news to him, but we are seeing other people.
I wouldn’t have denied you,” he says and when Jesus doesn’t smile, he says, “Too soon? My bad.”
He then calls his wife who says, "Kazi ni kusema nipike Chapo, but kuwacha doo ya food is where you draw the line. I swear if it wasn't for Jesus Leo ungekula hizo mbuta zako."
Jesus resurrects and goes to meet Peter who ducks under his fishing boat to avoid being seen but Jesus shouts his name, "Peter! Hata ukijificha nimekuona!"
He looks up, feigning confusion, "Jesus! Ni wewe ama macho yangu inanidanganya?"
"Ni Mimi manze. Uko vipi?"
"Not bad.”
nimwambie tunacome atupikie Chapo. She is a good cook, man. Chapo soft ziko na layers, achana na ile nini tulikula Last Supper, ngumu kama roho ya Judas Iscariot."
"That was my body I shared with you, man."
"Iza, no offense. But hizo chapo za last supper zingekuwa soft maybe