Mbarire

A free spirited, open minded, fun loving, lover of life and entrepreneur

[Mbarire @MbarireR]

@katyakayy Enjoy the calls. I wish mine was here with me. I would not have minded even 100 calls from her. I will not wait for the meeting to end, would pick within the first ring.

[Ghean @Gheanven]

😂😂😂

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

Mamayooooo....if this continues fora day or two, we will say we had a country called kenya!! Thika road !! its going down!

[Trend Media HQ @TrendMediaHQ]

My dad in 2002 instead of buying Apple or Microsoft shares… 😭📉

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

My 8-year-old son calls my boss unexpectedly.

Son: Hello...

Boss: Yes, who’s on the line?

Son: It’s my dad’s phone.

Boss: Is everything okay?

Son: Yes. Can you do me a favour, please?

Boss: Yes, I’ll help you.

Son: My birthday is tomorrow. Can you allow Daddy one day off so he can celebrate with me?

Boss: That won’t be possible. You see, we have a lot of work tomorrow, and only your dad can do it.

Son : Okay...

Boss : Advance happy birthday. I'll send over my gift.

Son: But what does he do at work?

Long pause.↓

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

A man who can change a national programme into his own style and take his time to address the mourners even introducing his foot soldiers on Stage. I thought we would forget him in 3 weeks. Poor cat Medusa, it might get a miscarriage today in Kolenyo. They will not believe!!

[Mutembei TV @MutembeiTV]

Gachagua Warns Critics_ ‘We Will Deal With Those Insulting Uhuru

[I am Chege @_James041]

KTN is reporting that Ksh 500M recovered from the homes of the four KPC suspects have vanished from police custody. It's reported that the senior thug who resides at Statehouse ordered the money to be delivered to him. It's very clear that this was a case of junior thugs stealing without sharing the proceeds of crime with the senior thug. Other countries have mafias while in Kenya, a mafia has a country.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Fuel ’Shortage’ Scandal: Big Fish Hooked

Ndindi Nyoro on the arrest of MD Sang, PS Liban and the EPRA boss: It has very little to do with the welfare of Kenyans, and it has everything to do with 'watu wadogo wamekula chakula ya mzee'.

#NTVAtOne @wangechimu

[Voice Of Kenya @SpiritOf1BYears]

SHOCK! RUTO RUN INTO HIDING AS GACHAGUA EXPOSES HIS HIDDEN SECRETs

[Video Sharer @JustFollowMe4mo]

Gachagua is ruthless
kweli ameshika Duale penyewe
sasa ameingi pahali pesa ya SHA inaenda
Amesema Duale anaiba solo sio somali community
awache tribal card
anajenga mall yaya centre na hio pesa
somali wanafanya biashara halali yeye ndiye mwizi pekee

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Debt Burden Concerns:

Controller of budget raises red flag over rising debt

Ksh 3.3 trillion in external debt due within a year

Nyakang’o flags concerns over commitment fees

Nyakang’o: Some loans were taken before projects were ready

Nyakang’o calls for renegotiation of debt repayment terms

#CitizenMondayReport

[The Mayor @themayor_ke]

SHOCK as Controller of budget reveals a debt crisis where Ksh 3.3 trillion in external debt is due within a year.

Apparently, treasury has been taking loans even before projects were ready.

In one case, the treasury took a loan for KPLC to lay underground cables, only for Kenya power to reveal that they were not aware of such project.

[The Mayor @themayor_ke]

The saddest thing I have seen on the Internet today