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I just want to make pancakes, and not eat them afterwards

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@ltgrogan Maybe it’s still undecided over here, the hangover is real

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@ltgrogan Fuck you

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My pinky's and my thumbs are the same size #whoknew

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Rings is the secret to the youth

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Today is Friday but it feels like Saturday #theboys

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@timandsid why are you leaving smoaks name out of trade talks?? Not like he hits 30 homers next year..

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@timandsid Jackie Redmond is a babe 😩

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@timandsid get rid of that 20million dollar short-stop, its been two years... hes done nothing...

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@Raptors are we gona sign anyone?

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@timandsid can we just take a second and thank the lord demarre carrol is gone #believeinmasai

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@ianwittie11 @dcramarossa https://t.co/1bc3ySB9S4

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@efoww you found your highschool photo album?

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@timandsid we'll cheer for team canada when they qualify for the world cup.. and not get a free entry #winagame

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I love asian chicks

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What do you call a man who doesn't toot in public? A private tutor

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Running fast while eating ass

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Should we watch joe biagini or joe be a genie

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I'm gona start saying "thats wicked" more often