Mike Berns

SHU Alumni 2020|Yankee Universe|Litzburg|#GatorNation 🐊

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“No way you wrote a 5 page essay without AI”

Buddy, we wrote them without even reading the book.

[Yankees PR Dept. @YankeesPR]

Following tonight’s game, the Yankees optioned RHP Angel Chivilli, OF Jasson Domínguez and INF Anthony Volpe to Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre.

[Jacob P.M.🌔 @JacobBSpeaks]

When people say “Yankee tax”, here’s an example of what we mean.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Time is a flat circle

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

It’s so hot we just gotta die, it ain’t no way around it

[Mike Berns @Mberns23]

This is me

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

Team USA: scores a goal

Me, a man who watches zero soccer:

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

White boy summer hasn't been the same since this nuke was dismantled

[Mike Berns @Mberns23]

@FiresideYankees Need this on a shirt asap

[TCL @TitleTalkTCL]

Tell me I'm wrong...

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Well, John, we thank you.

[Mike Berns @Mberns23]

@PlayoffYankees “Austin Wells is fucking horrible at hitting”

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

RT if your team holds a playoff spot after the first full month of the regular season!

[Xwing @XwingsHangar]

Turns out when you attack fans, destroy legacy characters, prop up the message, blacklist actors for political differences, soften content till it’s unrecognizable, ignore widely accepted lore, hate your primary customers, write slop etc etc - people don’t want to support you 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Mike Berns @Mberns23]

@PitchingNinja Or lets not throw a BP pitch 😂

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

[Mike Berns @Mberns23]

@BronxBmbrz Closed his eyes and said a prayer

[FOX College Hoops @CBBonFOX]

RETWEET if your team is among the last 20 national champions 🏆

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

RT if your team is leading the league in any of these categories after the first week of the season 👀

[Cam @Cam31Schlittler]

Keep hating on us