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“I’m a high waisted man with feminine hips”

[chloe 🫧 @echochlo]

you’ll be having the worst week of your life and BOOM OPTIMUS PRIME DIES TOO

[🫲🏾🤨🫱🏾 @Mbingaldooo]

@seveentyfouur Real

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Sleeping on top of a made bed with another blanket is so girl coded😂.

[not j*ss @itsnotjess123]

80 years old… she was just a fucking kid…

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

If I were auditioning for the role for a government official embroiled in a conspiracy and he walked in the room, I’d just walk right out.

[˚꩜｡ @yappingwmogu143]

not to be a fucking nerd or anything but writing academic papers is actually super fun when you have a genuine interest in the topic

[cisey🩵 @notniceccise]

my nigga.

[jordan @JGDaGod]

I’m such an advanced burger eater sometimes i take the worst bite spot first to save the best for last as a reward for my patience

[🫲🏾🤨🫱🏾 @Mbingaldooo]

Askana there’s a locally produced animated show about Mutupo😭✋🏾 I’m genuinely so gassed 😔 https://t.co/t6UooIuwY6

[mimimimi @munichg1rl]

i also mention by best friend at every opportunity so i understand matt damon

[🫲🏾🤨🫱🏾 @Mbingaldooo]

@9Frie5 And when she ran to go get the plant? I wanted to smack her so bad 😭

[_Munahhh @_SoftHR]

If you ever see me without my earrings, just know I’m having the worst day of my life.

[🫲🏾🤨🫱🏾 @Mbingaldooo]

Please omg I’ve been binging Widow’s Bay and oh my goodness Apple TV has hidden gems fr😭😭😭😭😭

[Cris ✨ @lionesspike]

widow’s bay genius for depicting the evil and self destructive nature of self help books via a horror lens

[ANG @alzuuzu]

girl whattt id sit in my mans lap at a restaurant if i can

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I’m a huge fan of “just wanted to see your face” or “just wanted to hear your voice” calls.

[★ @therodrigoat]

THEY ARE TOO PERFECT FOR THIS WORLD

[🫲🏾🤨🫱🏾 @Mbingaldooo]

Sometimes I lay awake at night thinking about the Steve Aoki Pursuit of Happiness remix

[Gugs✨ @__Gugulethu]

I can’t wait to be in a sundress and sandals complaining about the heat 😩