WACHENJE MONI

*TAITAN2 theDNA

[Alaxie @Alaxie_Ai]

Inviting a girl to your house.

Girl: I'll go, but we're not going to have s3x.

Kind and weak man: Okay, I respect your decision. I just want to see you ❌

Seductive man:

[Sajid abu Sajid @AlhajiKe]

Aluta Kibrit end of year meeting planning has already started & all members are present. Kutema ni pale kwa gate ya Mjengo kesho.

[Sajid abu Sajid @AlhajiKe]

New Aluta Kibrit piloto reporting live from Yemen.
We had a great session in Taz yesterday.

[Venasio 💫 @yongesttycoon]

Mombasa with the beach boys https://t.co/vRcoIr0Xjy

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

Whenever a woman tells you you’re not her type, she expects it to break you. send her these replies and watch how it turns things around:

[Ashraf 🍁 @Asharaf_manu]

ऐसी सरकार को दरिंदा ना कहें तो और क्या कहें.... 💔

[The Masculine Creed @Masculincreed]

If you want a woman to pursue you, never post gym selfies or flex your car. Post these 3 exact story formats on Instagram instead:

[MAKE HER WET 💦 @ShewillbeWet]

If a woman always ignores your text,

Send this one text to make her reply:

[Headking's Mindset 🧠 @MindOfHeadking]

Texts to restart dead chats with a girl you like:

Save this and use!

[Kartelo🦍🇦🇷 @curtiske8]

Ukiwa locals keep it local usituletee mambo ya Hennessy.

[Tripex @Derick04_]

Sorrow to a man who believes a crying woman for he will witness the dust and sand dunes of sahara desert soon 🥲😂

[KEllys.🍃 @maziwafresh]

Ukanikubali,by Monday the rest of my family watakuwa squatters after nmeuza ancestral land tukule pesa na wewe.

[Dêrêvã wã Rêggêã @Ras_charley254]

Maoni ni bure we sema kitu unataka but alele nayo lazima tuchonge 🌿 it either iishe kwa shamba ama sisi tuishe 😂😂 siko hapa kukufurahisha 😂😂

[Real Gadoo🍃 @_NcDennis]

Leo msinipigie, simu yangu ndo inacheza uku locals

[David mwendwa @DavidDavlee0724]

Bebi : tunaweza exchange taxin ? My love language this one😉

[Le-Capitano @erikG01111417]

Acha niingie apa locals nisuport local talents

[Le-Capitano @erikG01111417]

Ukiekewa Mchele ulale dio utajua sio Wali-bora

[°💀 @iamennoh]

This pic reminds me that with all your degrees, someone who failed in school can still hire you😂

[NZ ☄️ @CodeByNZ]

This man built VLC, turned down stupid money just to keep it ad-free, and still gave it to us for free. Absolute hero.

[Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬 @Ohta_Ryota]

Rigathi anadai kuna nyumba alienda kukunywa chai akapewa mikate mob na akaambiwa akule vizuri ni pesa ya UDA😂😂