Christamachiavelle

#1 Liverpool fan... Stay positive and do right. work, love, eat and pray.

[Sabinus @Sabinus1_]

Tell Gheghe say this one no be woman matter because I go make sure say dem lock the cage and throw away the key 😠

[Christamachiavelle @Mbombo_Chris]

@TushMallam @Ade_lois Peter Bunor, I didn't know he's late.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Say no to grugs!

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

“I met Jesus at a Tanzania beach, and Jesus came and stood my side, and I told him to give me the power to raise the d3ad and the power to reverse autism, and Jesus told me to send ₦5 million to a pastor in exchange for the powers. On my next ministration, which was on a Sunday night, an angel touched me on my head; after that, 5 people started walking" — Pastor Arome Osayi.

[SUPREMOS 🤍🐘 @DONJAZZY]

Let me first tag and beg your family members to talk sense to you now o.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

If you don’t know what this is,
You don’t know how life has been kind to you

[naijaPatriot @jollynony]

Anyone asking Peter Obi, a good man, to negotiate terms with Wike should look at my dear elder brother, Val Ozigbo and weep.

I’m rewatching this through a tear welling up in my left eye.

This is not a charm offensive, it’s a man groping in the dark — a good man who drank from bad advice.

Listen again. He says so himself. He speaks of light, he thinks himself the light. He might well be. But what has happened here is that his new friends have put him under a bucket and his light is reaching no one.

Val, nwanne m, the darkness you feel closing in on you is not you fighting it. You’re under a bushel. The candle can only touch the walls it is confined in. It can’t move walls.

The darkness won (for now) because you crawled under it all by yourself.

You love The Bible, so hear the voice of the Lord — 2 Corinthians 6:17: "Therefore, come out from among them and be separate, says the Lord. Do not touch what is unclean, and I will welcome you."

You can’t watch the apostles walk by and choose to change the world in Herod’s house. You had a choice — you HAVE a choice.

Another one. “Rejoice not against me, O my enemy: even when I fall, I shall arise again. Even when I sit in darkness, the Lord shall be my light.” Micah 7:8

Here’s my read when you stay on your current path. The only way to get APC to trust you is if you were to put out your light completely and go gung-ho like Kenneth and Charles.
Then and only then could you prove to them that you are willing to cut the people’s totem down, that your ambition is supreme, that like them, power at all costs for personal gain is all that mattered — the people be damned.

@valentineozigbo, no one could have reformed the Nazis from the inside. No one could reform terrorists from within.

By the way, a Canadian court literally designated APC as terrorists. So none of these metaphors is hyperbole. We also have the evidence of our own eyes.

For a good man to be accepted within the APC, where the people are not citizens but inconveniences to be oppressed or discarded with extreme prejudice, in the service of power, greed, and opulence, you must “blend”.

You must cross a line you hold dear.

I am sure they have put the gun in your hands and pointed out who your sacrifice must be.

So question is: will you “blend”?

So here’s the advice of some random guy on the internet — Just know that when you do blend, there goes whatever claims you have of a higher calling. You will be IN the APC and most definitely OF the APC.

Or … will you arise again and bring your light?

[Gentleman's Styles™ @GentlemanStyIe0]

Tips for folding clothes

[Stärgirl Shãree ™ @Shareee]

When Grok refuses to confirm your bias 😂

[𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐑 🇬🇭🇬🇧 @Ohene_Khojo]

Most guys don’t know how to fold their jeans. LEARN! 😂

[TOIS 🌴 @sammie_boi02]

They won’t teach you this in school

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

"I'm a 41-year-old woman searching for a husband. Time is no longer on my side. Menopause is right behind me, which is why I am seeking a man to marry on social media. You aren't coming to foot any bills; I am going to sponsor our wedding," - 41-year-old woman in search of a husband says.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Someone's sweet mother is at the back. 😂😂

See ehn - if you don't kill religion, religion will kill you.

[Jil Theo @theo_jil]

I'm 55.

If you're in your 30s or 40s, read this:

1. Marriage won’t fix loneliness. Neither will kids, money, or sex.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

2027 is 4 months away,
2016 was 10 years ago,
Covid happened 6 years ago,
2007 is further away than 2040.

If you were born in 1990, you are 14 years away
from being 50.

If you were born in 1998, you will be 40, 3 world cups from now.

There's time, and there's no time. 🙏

[SKB @seyikanbai]

❝I had an uncle who married three wives. when i asked him why, he said: ‘all three of them can’t conspire against me at the same time. if two of them plan to take me down, the third one will definitely expose them.’❞ 😂

— Pete edochie

[Sonia Royalty D’Favour @RoyaltySonia]

That place, Izzi, reminds me of the primitive days, when people didn’t cover themselves with clothes but leaves.
See how APC has happened to Izzi!!!

How can the people allow this to continue. Once beaten twice shy.
Uzo di mma, a ga ya ugboro abuo.

APC is the worst thing that has happened to Nigeria.

Onward Biafra!
No more Nigeria elections in Biafra!

[Christamachiavelle @Mbombo_Chris]

Mbappe was just so unserious with that PK.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

46’ - Back underway at Portman Road ⏱️

[0-2] #IPSLIV

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

9' - GET IN!! 👊

Gakpo and Isak combine for a second time as our number 9 finishes cooly to extend the lead!

[0-2] #IPSLIV