You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe Democrats were capable of stealing the 2020 election while out of power, but somehow incapable of doing the same in 2024 while in power. That is a categorically, phenomenally dumb thing to believe.
If you think vandals cut a 3 football field-long tear in the Reflecting Pool with a box cutter, in the water, with no one noticing, and this wasn’t just a case of Trump overpaying a donor known for doing terrible work, then congratulations, you’re in a cult.
I’ll save you some time on Donald Trump’s Fourth of July speech:
• We can’t let Iran have a nuclear weapon.
• Did you know “dumb” is spelled with a B?
• I’ve aced four cognitive tests.
• The ballroom.
• Joe Biden.
• I know more about anything than anyone.
• The fake news.
• Barack HUSSEIN Obama.
• Weird moaning fake barbell curls.
• We are hottest country in the world.
• People are walking around with no arms and no legs.
• Tariffs.
• Communists
• Affordability is a democrat hoax.
• Sir… stories that never happened.
• Crowd sizes.
• Algae in the Reflecting Pool.
• Nobody’s ever seen anything like it.
Am I missing anything?
Soccer purist: Even if the guy is a millimeter offsides and it goes against the spirit of the rule it absolutely must be called.
Confused fan: Interesting. So when does the game end?
Soccer purist: Whenever the ref feels like ending it.
@lorahmoe Similar story except she started throwing out “no more gentlemen in the world”. She kept giving the guy a hard time during the flight they finally threatened to land the plane and get her off.
The photos of someone cutting the reflecting pool are right next to Trump's healthcare plan and election fraud proof, and it's coming in "two weeks," believe me.