M.J.O.M.B.A.™ ..😁🤕💨🚀

raising above 💯✌all👊😂mapema ndo best🍁💯💯

[Kip🇯🇲 Too🌷 @ant1_bruno3]

Ukinyamba pole pole mbele ya watu alafu uskie boxer imekuwa mzito

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Our parents don't know how much we stay in bed thinking about how we will return their hardwork and sacrifices they made. I hope it all goes well for us.

[Mtu_kutu💦🍑 @Bab__Jay]

Nyumba yangu haina mlango ilifika 25 bob lini ???

[Maturi @timothymaturi_]

Sasa kufunga macho kuombea kampuni for 2 hours ni kitu ya kupea mtu warning letter surely

[Kavuli M. Bernard, FCH @BernardKavuli]

Walifukuza Edwin Sifuna lakini inakaa ni kama Sifuna ndio amewafukuza. Wamebaki mayatima mara mbili.

~ Methu.

[Waltez @_jambaqaSnr]

Metro haija jaa na mwanaume unakuja kukaa kando yangu?

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Pesa kwa talking stage? Heri ninunue sufuria ingine zikue mbili.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Aliye juu kitu gani....nipewe powersaw

[➀（ ͜.人 ͜.） @Za_Kimotho]

Maji yangu ya dispenser ndo unaita Wabaa😂😂🫵

[Blaize ™ @Furious_red_]

Mom : Don't trust anyone

Me whenever I meet someone that loves Cristiano Ronaldo

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Kugongewa na mtu ako na gari is very valid. Leo matatu zimegoma Unataka dem atembee toka Kasarani hadi Nairobi cbd?

[Mtemi 👑 Bokono 🇰🇪 @Bokono_m]

Unakuwa busy hady unakosa time ya kutenda dhambi 😩

[Mona Lis @m0nanda]

Ukiishi peke Yako unaeza tumia gas 6kg for 6 months 😂.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

WhatsApp call: "Reconnecting"

Me: This is my chance to hang up immediately.

[ink_ @0_ink_]

*i open twitter*
*i repost my entire tl*
*i close twitter*

repeat 🥀

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

You know what's crazy? WATER

It can boil you to death, freeze you to death, and drown you. Yet you still need it to survive.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

every real mf has done this once or twice in their life.

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

If my son becomes a priest, do I call him son or father?

[UNICE 🦋 @Unice76193933]

Too much availability k!lls your value..don't show up for work on Monday