Mambo ni Kala Kala! Musalia Mudavadi is slowly being escorted out of the Kenya Kwanza government like a polite visitor who overstayed his welcome and is now being shown the gate with fake smiles and lukewarm tea. The signs are clearer than Yesu wa Tongaren prophecy, but Mudavadi is still waiting for the Holy Spirit to whisper, โMurife donโt run!โ
At first, I thought it was just one of those sponsored Whatsapp group rumors, until I tuned into Mulembe FM and found his long-time PA breathing fire like Gachagua on a live interview. The man was lamenting louder than a woman in labor with no epidural, shouting how Musalia is being shown madharau left, right, and diagonally by the Yamune Cartels ever since Kasongo ran off for a passionate political cuddle with Baba.
Mudavadi used to live like a king, chauffeured cars, red carpets, and a seat at the high table. But Kasongo, after months of intense calculations using an abacus and village mathematics, concluded that Mudavadi is just a political furniture: present but not useful. Kasongo in his Sugoi wisdom decided to restructure the office of the Prime cabinet secretaries and handed all executive goodies to Raila, who is now unofficially the Deputy President.
Meanwhile, Musaliaโs PA is out here screaming that Mudavadi now has to write an application letter, attach KRA clearance, and pray in tongues just to get an appointment with the President through Felix Koskei and the Yamune cartelโs invisible gatekeepers. Behind the power curtains, Omwami, there is weeping, wailing, and gnashing of unbrushed political teeth. Itโs giving Last Supper vibes, and Musalia wasnโt even given Judasโ role, heโs just the extra in the background, clearing the plates.
May Yehova Wanyonyi remember mwana wa Sarah because he's about to witness bad bad things especially from the ODM brigade. Raila doesn't forgive betrayers, Ababu Namwamba & Raphael Tuju can attest to this. Anyway, Wacha wa limane wenyewe kwa wenyewe juu kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.๐