Alistair McMenemy

Former stage crew at Mad Crew & drummer with Stoneface.

[Anxious Lion-O @AnxiousLionO]

Anyone else overdo it yesterday? ⚡️🦁

[Alistair McMenemy @McAlibear]

@ohmz I think it was the 2 ladies in Bucks Fizz 😁

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

In Glasgow a fluorescent tube is an imbecile you can see in the dark

[Anxious Lion-O @AnxiousLionO]

What a bunch of absolute bellends ⚡️🦁

[Alistair McMenemy @McAlibear]

@deesnider His guitar tech forgot to pack it in the truck 😜😁

[GrumpySkeletor @GrumpySkeletor]

Was going to have a cheeky bowl of Frosties for lunch but Mer-Man left the packet open and they've all gone FUCKING STALE

[Anxious Lion-O @AnxiousLionO]

I have absolutely no fucking idea why Panthro needs a hair dryer ⚡️🦁

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

I'm a trained killer who specialises in shooting donkeys from behind. I'm an assassassassin

[Alistair McMenemy @McAlibear]

@twinatlantic Happy birthday Sam.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

This guy who loves to board himself uses a modified frame so that kids who can't normally enjoy skateboarding get a chance to enjoy it for the first time.. 😊

It's the little things that make the difference..

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

I'm all heart me. Which is desperately inconvenient as my ventricles make rubbish legs

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Sad to see Daft Punk having to make ends meet like this

[Alistair McMenemy @McAlibear]

@govindajeggy Lovely chap!

[Anxious Lion-O @AnxiousLionO]

I really wish I hadn’t eaten those giant magic mushrooms because now I’m trippin my tits off & I’m surrounded by imaginary robot bears who are all staring at my cock & balls ⚡️🦁

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

My pastry & accessories shop is groundbreaking in its bilateral retail strategy. It's been described as pie n' earring

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

A mixed reaction to the partition I just put up in the lounge. It's really divided the room

[Anxious Lion-O @AnxiousLionO]

Need ⚡️🦁

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

After I bleed the radiators I'm going to kick the boiler really hard in the fanny

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

Just reminiscing about the Eastenders episode that Dr Seuss wrote. Grant had a rant, Phil took a pill & Tiffany had an epiphany