Henrik Haakonsen

Full time homosexual, certified ass kisser, hobby alcoholic and self-made idiot. I got a diploma from my mother for driving a car and drinking water. UBC/Norway

[Henrik Haakonsen @McAverage]

Livet er noe annet på papiret #jeppsipepsi #Canada4hs #torbjørn4nobel #makeansagreatagainagain #ANSA17

[Henrik Haakonsen @McAverage]

Stipendandelssaken: so hot right now #jeppsipepsi #torbjørn4nobel #Canada4hs #makeansagreatagainagain

[Ole K. Bratset @Bratset]

Rumors that @realDonaldTrump was in contact with #jeppsipepsi prior to #hackings #ansagf17 #makeansatrendagain #iluminati

[Henrik Haakonsen @McAverage]

The shitty part about being an international student is that people mistake my hilarious grammar jokes for linguistic ignorance..

[Henrik Haakonsen @McAverage]

@dinus10 IKEA? IKEA.

[Henrik Haakonsen @McAverage]

@dinus10 try to make it go Churchill #WWIIpuns

[Henrik Haakonsen @McAverage]

@dinus10 that was soooo intentional :P

[Henrik Haakonsen @McAverage]

@dinus10 for a second I thought you meant flattened and I immediately thought "no, I'm squashed"

But I am <3

[Henrik Haakonsen @McAverage]

@dinus10 that... Is the sweetest thing ever!

[Henrik Haakonsen @McAverage]

@dinus10 so now I'm twisting your words?!

[Henrik Haakonsen @McAverage]

@dinus10 "yum, coffee! Now I hate veggies" - you probably

[Henrik Haakonsen @McAverage]

@dinus10 but... Whyy?

[Henrik Haakonsen @McAverage]

@dinus10 what?

[Henrik Haakonsen @McAverage]

Screw #redbull, I'm getting through exam week on #CanadaDry

[Henrik Haakonsen @McAverage]

I have gotten blisters on my fingers from writing... Idk what to feel, except #fuckfinals

[Henrik Haakonsen @McAverage]

Well I just finished my final paper. Stood up. Broke a mirror. 7 years of bad luck: come at me, as long as my finals go well..

[Henrik Haakonsen @McAverage]

PSA: you can turn #autocorrect off on your phone. I'm sick of your shit.

[Henrik Haakonsen @McAverage]

@dinus10 I think you mean FÅRever and ever

[Henrik Haakonsen @McAverage]

@dinus10 you my bæ

[Henrik Haakonsen @McAverage]

@dinus10 shhhhht, don't tell them. This could be fun.