Lisa McHenry Bendel

Editor, writer, tv aficionado, night owl.

[Lisa McHenry Bendel @McBends]

@JoelWBerry @The_Kyle_Mann

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@JoelWBerry So let’s let you and all other men carry the fertilized eggs in your bodies, and you can birth those babies (you can do episiotomy of your penis if you can’t just birth them through the tip, since we are dealing in the science of neverland) and please enjoy the miracle of life.

[Lisa McHenry Bendel @McBends]

@JoelWBerry Idea: next time, can you carry that fertilized egg and birth that baby and adopt it? Because in that case, no problem.

[Lisa McHenry Bendel @McBends]

@JoelWBerry Did you mean an actual baby? Like a real baby? Or did you mean a collection of cells in a woman’s body that is not yet, and might never be, a baby?

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Remember when Obama was our president? Remember when we didn’t have a fucking insane Supreme Court who is demolishing our democracy? And destroying human rights and also the earth? That was a sweet brief moment

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@devingreenwood Haha, awfully accurate. 😢 also I miss you Devin and hi.

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@FreeLibrary Is Libby sync down? Mine keeps asking for my card and pin and won’t verify (I’ve used this app daily with you for the past two years) thanks!

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BUT the voice memo didn’t add. Dang it.

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⁦@sethmeyers⁩ Here’s a song courtesy of my niece (that she made up in 2017) about how Donald Trump is a werewolf (it’s pretty straightforward) (she makes up lots of stories about the guy, but one involved him eating live chickens in the White House)

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Wow. Republican Ben Baker is inappropriate for everyone: Missouri could jail librarians for lending 'age-inappropriate' books | Libraries | The Guardian https://t.co/9wmXC0MinH

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@pageymoon @HegemanMummers @PhilaMummersSBA Exactly.

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@FreeLibrary Is that why Libby is asking for a PIN? Also, thank you!

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@AmericaFerrera any chance of a crossover with the (old but still amazing) series Chuck? #superstore #buymore Or at least a reference of some sort. @ZacharyLevi

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@brentos93 I hope everyone is busy getting sedated!

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One of the funniest skits in a long time!

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“Bodega Bathroom” First Rehearsal Friday 11:45 pm
And the finished product https://t.co/Xm5mgBjO9k

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Thank you for my favorite Christmas special ever! #regionals @YNB @donaldglover @dannypudi Thank you for holding back the darkness with me, year after year. We’ll see you all after regionals. #community

[Lisa McHenry Bendel @McBends]

My dream career: Ethology - Wikipedia https://t.co/KLZ5FxvyOV

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If elephants aren’t persons yet, could they be one day? – https://t.co/zeWDNTpOtQ via @aeonmag

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@WordsWFriends Did you just scrap the Dog badge two days early, and put up the Labor Day badge? Not cool.