billy bean leen

married to all three of Andy's bodies

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M my ki

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I love that at nascar races everybody is pointing for the drivers like they might need assistance with turning left

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Bought golf balls for the first time and have immense guilt for how much money I’ve shanked away

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When you’re 0-2 in your work league

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Nothing in this world like telling off a grown man for cutting you in line for the porta potty

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Nothing is scarier than the Monday after qual weekend

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Let the kids have some fun man

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Took my first vacation in over 18 months, come back and all my favorite pens are gone. Can’t trust anybody

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Even with helpful agents and brokers buying a house is always a freaking roller coaster ride

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Nothing makes you feel older than being invited to a game night and only realizing upon arrival that they do not mean board games

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Paycor stadium acted like it had never hosted an NFL game before

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They're going to sing God save the king now? ew patriarchy much

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@ashhnnn @Ascripture24 Still my favorite 😍

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Odds on Andy and I naming our next cat Rhaenyra or Daemon

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I've seen three rainbows this weeks accepting predictions on what this means for me

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Imagine your coworker being accused by 24 people of harassment and assault and they don't get fired they actually get to go work in another branch with a pay raise

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I got a new email signature at work last week and no one has noticed it yet :(

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The taco bell on 86th street is the reason I have trust issues

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@Ascripture24 Makes perfect sense if you think about it

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As if it isn't painful enough to fill up my tank some stranger has to come around the pump to yell at me about his political beliefs about it too