Jane McCarry

If yi like a granny...i'm yur wuman!

[Jane McCarry @McCarryJane]

Politicians, will you please stop saying “let me be clear”. Have you all been told that’s what the public want to hear? It makes me boil with rage. They never actually say anything and they are most certainly NOT clear.

[Jane McCarry @McCarryJane]

@bbcdebatenight It’s not just kids that are the problem in the city centre at night. Gangs of men hanging about the 4 corners. Extremely intimidating, particularly for young women. Not safe at all.

[Jane McCarry @McCarryJane]

@HumzaYousaf I am sick to my stomach hearing MP’s saying “lessons have been learnt “ There is absolutely no excuse for these children slipping through the net in this day and age. Shame on everyone involved.

[Jane McCarry @McCarryJane]

Another week of clearing my mum and dad’s house. I feel like Stig of the Dump…. Or as I was corrected, Stig of the recycling centre! However, breaking news folks, who did I find in a cupboard in the attic… none other than yer Lord Lucan. Alive and well. Thank God.

[BBC Debate Night @bbcdebatenight]

On Debate Night tomorrow night, Stephen will be joined by @kaukabstewart, @GlasgowPam, @BrianWhittle, @kmckenna63 and @McCarryJane

Join us and an audience from Glasgow on @BBCScotland at 10.30pm

#bbcdn

[Jane McCarry @McCarryJane]

When an actor gets a phone call during a self tape @MrMJCox

[Jane McCarry @McCarryJane]

Happy Easter folks

[Jane McCarry @McCarryJane]

I’ll give 100 percent to 2 out of 3

[Jane McCarry @McCarryJane]

No guns and no nipple squeezing. Mmmm I can do that.

[Jane McCarry @McCarryJane]

What a magical combo! Almost everything I could wish for.

[Jane McCarry @McCarryJane]

One night in Bangkok and I heard behind me …. Isa Drennan???? Is it you? Can’t be 😂

[Jane McCarry @McCarryJane]

Well, that’s the tea sorted. What a start to the week 😁

[Jane McCarry @McCarryJane]

@scottishparliam @SundayPost1 @mrgaryhollywood Marion, this a brilliant campaign to address loneliness in Scotland. I’ve always said nosey Isa was really just lonely. Got pulled up for wearing a political badge by security… turns oot it was just a Tunnocks Teacake badge!!

[Jane McCarry @McCarryJane]

@MrMJCox @thebeaconarts
Love being the badie. Got called a big jobby twice yesterday. I’ll take that!

[Jane McCarry @McCarryJane]

A song from my playlist, the soundtrack of my life, is: Gloria.

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[Jane McCarry @McCarryJane]

@LeeSamuel @thebeaconarts
What a night. The whole audience were on their feet. Joyful ❤️

[Jane McCarry @McCarryJane]

@bus_glasgow
Merry Xmas ya miserable swine. Shut the doors AT the bus stop on a half empty bus and wouldn't open them again. Sat there stuck behind another bus, shaking his head at folk, then drove off. Jeezo, Glasgow bus drivers are usually the best!

[Jane McCarry @McCarryJane]

Put plenty time aside if you win, be prepared to give me your entire life story. Win a phone call from myself in the @heartresearchuk #HeartofScotland auction. 
The auction is now LIVE until 9pm (GMT) on 3rd December. 
Bid here: https://t.co/LUNwVeVyoM

[Jane McCarry @McCarryJane]

@MrMJCox Ya swine. But I thank you for ironing my dress. A man of many many talents

[Mark Cox @MrMJCox]

Many congrats to Jane Mccarry for almost being on time for the Paralegal award ceremony tonight.