Alison McCombs

#BLM she/her

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

https://t.co/VradrgukMu

[Charlotte E. Rosen @CharlotteERosen]

being an adult is just an endless loop of wiping down the counter

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but contracting Covid despite being fully vaccinated is no shame. It’s like getting hit by another car while driving…but you were wearing your seat belt and weren’t badly injured. You were smart. You saved your own and others’ lives.

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

if im ever in a coma, pls put chapstick on my lips

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Remember this: You’ll never hear about the Covid infections that you successfully prevented.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

I don’t like paying higher gas prices either but it’s incredible that people will buy GOP outrage on gas that’s $4 instead of $3.50—but then excuse GOP for keeping the min wage at $7.25 instead of $15, insulin at $1200 instead of $35, & paid leave at 0 weeks instead of 12 weeks.

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

did a big bad wolf write this

[Alison McCombs @McCombsAlison]

The sad truth. Viruses will mutate in only the host cells it can infect, NOT in those that recognize the virus from a vaccine. Don’t blame the vaccine for failing, blame yourself for not understanding science.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. he died because you weren't

[Alison McCombs @McCombsAlison]

@bumbernickul Apple TV >> Roku

[Alison McCombs @McCombsAlison]

Can you imagine how LIT a lil nas x concert would be?? On my bucket list

[Mama V 🌼 @veronicaspeek_]

I’ll just leave this here.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

How would Republicans in Texas feel if there were a law awarding $10,000 in civil penalties to anyone who successfully reported someone for not getting a vaccine? Sounds pretty awful and unconstitutionally invasive, right?

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

So did some random guy come to all of your middle schools to do yo-yo tricks for an hour in the auditorium for no reason or was that just mine

[JEANIE @jeaniesounds]

me: i have errands to run

the errands:

[JimNo @JimNo1871]

Been chatting to this girl on tinder for the past few days. Only turns out that I adopted her Labrador a few years ago 🥲

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

This is the greatest Twitter thread ever

[Alison McCombs @McCombsAlison]

Honestly have to say my family and I love Chewy. It’s truly the perfect online service for pet parents

[Alison McCombs @McCombsAlison]

@andywilliamsmu @JacksonMcCombs Oh boy..