Scotty McCormack

Swagger! NFL free agent

[Scotty McCormack @McCormackScotty]

@JewishMamba8 diet doc is a sure sign of heavy alcohol consumption the night before

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@JewishMamba8 crazy for not hitting double

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complaints about pissing in a trough. men these days have gone #woke

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those potatoes didn’t stand a chance #mashed

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@ChipotleTweets then make it free again you cowards

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this pitt backup is disgraceful. too drunk to swap to burner

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8 smacks for a draft beer?!?!? Screw you chicago

[Scotty McCormack @McCormackScotty]

@Fanatics put a @Jaboowins browns jersey up on your website RIGHT THIS SECOND. NEW KING OF CLEVELAND!!!!

[Scotty McCormack @McCormackScotty]

I’m watching the world series on methstreams out of spite. Not giving either of these teams the viewership numbers. #HuluHasLiveSports #AlsoPayForCable

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how much do i gotta pay for the rizzler to come to cleveland

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If the @CleGuardians want any chance of winning tonight, they will sell me @MillerLite throughout the whole game #NotAnAd #JustALittleStitious #BootsOTG

[Scotty McCormack @McCormackScotty]

@Macnair23 @mahowned @rajsohal7 Mac, Raj, “Ben”, very glad to see a peaceful arrangement made amongst the group. Hope you guys enjoy the pints but dont forget at six o’clock, the laughin’ stops.

[Scotty McCormack @McCormackScotty]

@carsonmunn10 Don’t say I never did anything for you

[Scotty McCormack @McCormackScotty]

Had a brutal away game yesterday (went to a new Target), got confused by the new defensive looks (aisles were completely different), and got stuffed on both sides of the ball (spent $80 and none of it was on my list). Christmas candles do NOT put food on the table

[Scotty McCormack @McCormackScotty]

Rutgers football is a staple of America and I don’t want to hear anything otherwise

[Scotty McCormack @McCormackScotty]

airing draftkings ads in a state without sports betting should be illegal

[Scotty McCormack @McCormackScotty]

Forcing my Spotify account to listen to taylor swift as I phase out its billing cycle for apple music so she shows up as my top artist on bumble (banned from tinder). Checkers not chess. Rest easy soldier, your sacrifice will not be forgotten 🫡

[Scotty McCormack @McCormackScotty]

@Macnair23 cant beat the OGs but you know i stay strapped.

[Scotty McCormack @McCormackScotty]

It’s time to #LetEmKnow!

[Serena Winters @SerenaWinters]

Donovan Mitchell (calf) and Jarrett Allen (rib) are both OUT tonight.

Caris LeVert slots into the starting lineup

Cavs Starters:
Darius Garland
Caris LeVert
Max Strus
Isaac Okoro
Evan Mobley

[Scotty McCormack @McCormackScotty]

Why does joe mazzulla always have the dumbest look on his face? Go Cavs #WineAndGold