Alysa

It is well

[Alysa @McCormickSpice1]

The worst part of having your credit info stolen is having to verify your real purchases:
“Did you spend $27 on postmates?”
“Yeah”
“Did you spend $43 on chipotle online?”
“Yeah”
“On the same day?”
“YES I DID PLEASE JUDGE ME A LITTLE LESS AND FOCUS ON THE CRIME AT HAND THX”

[Alysa @McCormickSpice1]

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has ties to insurrectionists via his wife Ginni Thomas and voted to overturn Roe v. Wade. Thomas says LGBTQ+ rights & contraception should be next.

SIGN THE PETITION: Justice Thomas must resign or be impeached! https://t.co/q4L6eykhnd

[Alysa @McCormickSpice1]

@coreymitch17 So true

[Quintin Woods @qdwoods]

“Amazon is bad”

https://t.co/3C2xH4Xk8z

[Alysa @McCormickSpice1]

@qdwoods No stay away so we can keep it affordable!! We are gatekeeping AZ Quintin!!

[Alysa @McCormickSpice1]

@Jackie_Martin14 You realize most of our conversation already revolves around medical procedures right???

[Alysa @McCormickSpice1]

@Katieoakey123 I have tickets! See you there!

[Natasha Parker @itsnatashajp]

I can’t even watch this bs

[Alysa @McCormickSpice1]

@Katieoakey123 Give them frozen carrots! The big ones!! If they are biting because they are teething this will help soothe the pain and is a healthy treat 😊

[Alysa @McCormickSpice1]

@Jackie_Martin14 I’m pretty sure Bush said something along the same lines which makes it even better

[Alysa @McCormickSpice1]

Second year in a row. Went from 1% to .5%. Always show progress @charlieputh

[Alysa @McCormickSpice1]

I’m on my fourth glass of wine, eating cheese, watching Hamilton on Disney+ with my dog and I don’t think I’ve ever been more happy in my life

[Liza Koshy @lizakoshy]

i swear, people who have three names are just destined for greatness...

...Lin-Manuel Miranda, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Tracee Ellis Ross, President Barack Obama

[Alysa @McCormickSpice1]

I think #hamifilm was the first good thing to come out of 2020.

[Doug Ducey @DougDucey]

Just flat out wrong. Despicable doesn’t go far enough. The final words of George Floyd should NEVER be invoked like this. Anyone who mocks the murder of a fellow human has no place in public office. Period.

[Alysa @McCormickSpice1]

This is unacceptable. #BreonnaTaylor

[Aubrey Bryanna @aubi930]

Breonna Taylor’s name is no longer trending and the police that murdered her are STILL free. If you see this please reply/quote/tweet on your own.

ARREST BRETT HANKISON, JONATHAN MATTINGLY & MYLES COSGROVE FOR THE MURDER OF #BREONNATAYLOR.

[Alysa @McCormickSpice1]

@Jackie_Martin14 We’re here for you always!

[Alysa @McCormickSpice1]

Honestly...anyone that says they make their bed every morning sits on a throne of lies.

[Charlie Puth @charlieputh]

Honestly...I don’t think I’ve made my bed since 2008.

[Charlie Puth @charlieputh]

Ooops I forgot to make my bed 🙃

[Alysa @McCormickSpice1]

@aubi930 Tell me what you voted and I’ll tell you.

[Alysa @McCormickSpice1]

Vote to destroy our roommate relationship. Do you use the: