Rosco Malone

Baseball fan, music lover, beard haver. Willie Nelson fan. Beard model. wanna be poet. Susan Sontag aficionado. Ozark butt chug witness. Salt Mine Hall of Famer

[Rosco Malone @McCoy16]

Think about the ugliest person you’ve ever slept with.....

Now think about how you are that person for someone.

Happy Friday

[Rosco Malone @McCoy16]

Just put flags on Mahomes.

[Rosco Malone @McCoy16]

We have cheese in a can. I know we have the technology to do the same with peanut butter.

[Rosco Malone @McCoy16]

Being a Bengals fan this year is saying “just hold them to 3” about 20 times a game.

[Rosco Malone @McCoy16]

Jameis must want to give him a massage

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Powerful: Jameis Winston on Deshaun Watson.

A must-watch and listen.

[Rosco Malone @McCoy16]

Welcome to the HoF, Pete.

[Rosco Malone @McCoy16]

@boxer_sacha What a bunch of studs. Tough to beat them.

[Rosco Malone @McCoy16]

Only 1 highwayman left.

[Rosco Malone @McCoy16]

Not the first time Butker has been too far right

[Rosco Malone @McCoy16]

I’d like to talk about Red States and their ability to buy fireworks year round. Do we have any theories why?

[Rosco Malone @McCoy16]

@MsHeatherBeaver When you had enough therapy to start listening to reason?

[Rosco Malone @McCoy16]

My biggest problem with baby shark is it would make more sense to swim away than run away.

[Rosco Malone @McCoy16]

Also trust a felon found liable for sexual abuse when he says he will keep women safe.

[Rosco Malone @McCoy16]

Here’s the thing. You can’t scream about crime and sex trafficking by illegals when your person is a literal criminal and sex offender.

[Rosco Malone @McCoy16]

@MsHeatherBeaver When did i miss the other time you quoted it?

[Rosco Malone @McCoy16]

Think about the ugliest person you’ve ever slept with.....

Now think about how you are that person for someone.

Happy Friday

[Rosco Malone @McCoy16]

@MsHeatherBeaver It’s one of my best takes honestly.

[Rosco Malone @McCoy16]

@mcuban He has concepts of a plan, ok. Lol

[Rosco Malone @McCoy16]

Mr. Trump. What did you have for breakfast today?

THE SOUTHERN BORDER. IM PHENOMENAL. Do they know I’m the greatest?

[Rosco Malone @McCoy16]

Just once answer a god damn question. Just once.